Appearing recently in a newspaper interview describing the lads as “an orgasm on the ears but a virus on the eyes”, it was suggested they were involved an a “career-long dare sponsored by boohooMAN” to which they laughed off claims of payment in exchange for looking like “proper twats”.

“boohooMAN? Do me a favour. They’re well shit, sizes all over the place. I’m an XL one week and then a small the next” they told The Daily Sound. “I think the girl who lived in our flat before we did was a fashion student and she left a shit load of random material which we just chuck on when we wake up.

Our agreement is to never switch the lights on and to smash every mirror you come across, because beauty shines from within… Plus, if we see what we’ve become, it could end in tears”.

Despite their plea of innocence, The Daily Sound continued to probe the pair, following a leak that one of them opened an account with ASOS. “Look, If you think we intentionally wear this bastard clobber, you are mistaken. These rascal garms appear on us naturally, like an act of God”.

Since this interview it has been revealed the owners of online retailer, Missguided, have made a multi-million pounds offer to Solardo to be the show-boys of new venture, Masterbated, launching in Summer 2020”.

Max Weller, who currently has over two hundred shit tattoos, claims that he is looking at a number of solutions to his problem including skin grafts and a potential leg implant, which will see him have an extra leg attached to his body.

“After almost three years worth of DJing and tattoo collecting, I’m starting to run out of places to get my tattoos,” Weller told Wunderground this morning. “At the moment, I’ve got about three inches on my left leg, six inches on my back, half of my neck and most of my face.”

“I still have a few new tattoos that I really want to get,” continued Weller, who DJs under the name Maxed Out. “I’m gonna get a kebab on my leg, because I love kebabs, a dog pooping in my neighbour’s garden on my back and then just some random stuff on my face and neck, so once I get all of those, I’ll have literally no space left.”

“As a DJ, I think it’s really important to keep my tattoos ultra modern but I can’t do that if I’ve got no space left on my body to get them,” Weller stated. “So, I need to figure out a way of having more skin. I could get skin grafts, but I’d need to find a skin donor which is turning out to be a lot harder than I thought, people just don’t seem to be interested in giving their skin, even to a DJ.”

“I’ve also been looking at the option of having an extra arm or leg added,” he revealed “But, apparently, that’s not a thing, even though I’m fucking certain I’ve seen people with extra limbs before. For the time being, I think I’ll just get one of my thighs completely blackout and then get some cool new white tattoos on top of it, that should look awesome.”

According to experts, over half of all tattoos done in Britain are an attempt to make up for a lack of personality, however, none of them actually work, with most tattoo owners remaining boring personality vacuums after they have their tattoos done.

Paul Murphy, who claims to have been to over two thousand raves, says that it feels weird to be considered so stylish by people who are twenty years younger than him.

“It’s definitely a bit unusual to have people coming up to me when I’m raving and telling me they love my clothes,” Murphy confided in Wunderground. “I’ve been wearing these same old clothes for years now, they’re like my rave uniform, I never really thought much of them before but now it seems like they’re really cool, which is nice if not a little confusing.”

“Up until quite recently, I think people were actually kind of put off by my clothes,” continued Murphy. “Over the years, I’ve had people tell me I look like a bit of a chav or like I belong on a council estate but, honestly, I just wear the clothes because they’re comfortable and I couldn’t really care what anyone thinks.”

“But, now, I’ve got people coming up to me and telling me how cool I look all the time.” he said confusedly. “It doesn’t make sense, but fuck it, I don’t care, I’ve pulled more birds in the last two years in that Ellesse jumper than I have in the previous eighteen combined. I’m fucking loving it mate.”

Ashley Mason, a twenty two year old, believes that Mr Murphy’s fashion sense is “on fleek for now” but believes he may be left behind as trends change.

“Those adidas trackies are great,” she told us. “But there’s these new one that have buttons up the sides which are really on point at the moment so I’m not sure if he’ll still look as fresh this time next month. Plus, he’s pretty old, which is quite cool at the minute but probably won’t stay cool for very long.”