Cannabis Hospital To Open In Amsterdam
The world’s first ever cannabis hospital is set to open in Amsterdam later this year, it has emerged. The hospital will not only be the...
The world’s first ever cannabis hospital is set to open in Amsterdam later this year, it has emerged. The hospital will not only be the...
In a move that is being heralded as the “sliced bread of medicine”, doctors have started using ketamine to treat ketamine addiction. After a “major...
An Ibiza sex worker is reportedly planning a “massive opening party” for her legs later this week. Not to be outdone by superclubs, the Moroccan-born...
Local drug sources have confirmed that the super strong batch of Ikea pills currently on the market are actually a small blue and yellow bag...
Torrential rain is celebrating this afternoon after getting its hands on a last minute ticket for Glastonbury Festival. Torrential rain has been at almost every...
Everybody’s favourite Paedophile smuggler, The Pope, has been announced as the main headliner for the upcoming Mass Festival, due to be held this summer somewhere...
According to clubland sources, all warm up DJs are to be replaced with central heating systems by the year 2020. The decision was made during...
Britain’s favourite baker, Mr Kipling, has announced that he is set to launch a brand new range of hash brownies. Sources within Mr Kipling’s company,...
According to the latest research, full pills are now practically impossible to swallow, despite being smaller than the average food morsel swallowed during eating. Our...
Producers of the popular children’s educational TV show Sesame Street have announced they are to introduce a new drug addict character to the show later...
A man who spent forty days and forty nights on the sesh has told close friends that he now believes he is the son of...
Scientists in the US have reported that a Pioneer CDJ has achieved sentience and become a fully fledged Artificial Intelligence. The latest Pioneer CDJ Model,...
A bloke who was taking acid earlier this week has claimed that he was able to see the Northern Lights, from London, in the middle...
A man who momentarily thought he had invented time travel was brought back to earth with a bump after discovering he had actually just been...
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