Slightly Strange
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2.7KThe Pope To Headline Mass Festival
Everybody’s favourite Paedophile smuggler, The Pope, has been announced as the main headliner for the upcoming Mass Festival, due to be held...
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5.7KWarm Up DJs To Be Replaced By Central Heating
According to clubland sources, all warm up DJs are to be replaced with central heating systems by the year 2020. The decision...
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1.5KMr Kipling Launches Range Of Hash Brownies
Britain’s favourite baker, Mr Kipling, has announced that he is set to launch a brand new range of hash brownies. Sources within...
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1.6KFull Pills Now Impossible To Swallow
According to the latest research, full pills are now practically impossible to swallow, despite being smaller than the average food morsel swallowed...
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1.7KSesame Street To Introduce “Rat Addicted To Crack” Character
Producers of the popular children’s educational TV show Sesame Street have announced they are to introduce a new drug addict character to...
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2.8KMan Thinks He’s The Son Of God After 40 Days And 40 Nights On The Sesh
A man who spent forty days and forty nights on the sesh has told close friends that he now believes he is...
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1.8KPioneer CDJ Achieves Sentience
Scientists in the US have reported that a Pioneer CDJ has achieved sentience and become a fully fledged Artificial Intelligence. The latest...
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2.1KBloke Taking Acid Claims He Could See Northern Lights From London In Middle Of Day In April
A bloke who was taking acid earlier this week has claimed that he was able to see the Northern Lights, from London,...
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3.6KMan Who Thought He Invented Time Travel Actually Just On Ket
A man who momentarily thought he had invented time travel was brought back to earth with a bump after discovering he had...