Woman Who Threw Festival Themed House Party Kicked Out Of Own Home For Skinny Dipping In Shower
A woman who threw a festival themed house party has reportedly been kicked out of her own home for skinny dipping in the shower. Sena...
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DJ Now The Most Important Thing To Have Ever Existed
An American DJ is now considered to be the most important thing to have ever existed, in his own imagination. Matthew Slippers, aka DJ Slip...
The World’s Last Male Hipster Is On 24 Hour Death Watch
The world’s hipster population is teetering on the brink of extinction after the last ever male was placed on twenty-four-hour death watch. Hipster numbers have...
Man Who Says Berghain Over 9000 Times Each Day Finally Explodes
A man who has said the word Berghain at least 9,000 times per day, for the last five years, has reportedly exploded. Michael James, a...
Festival Lineup Is 98 White Guys Dressed In Black Playing Each Other’s Songs
A leading dance music festival has announced that this year’s lineup will consist of ninety-eight white guys, dressed in black and playing each other’s songs....
DJ Loses 2 Stone On The Room Service And Sniff Diet
A touring DJ has reportedly lost a very impressive two stone using nothing but the “room service and sniff diet”. The DJ, who is currently...
Endangered Hipsters Now Being Hunted For Their Fur
Reports from the RSPCH, Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Hipsters, suggest mature male hipsters are now being hunted for their fur. In...
Sure We’ve Been Getting Mashed For Years Claim Spuds
Potatoes have spoken out in defence of session culture by claiming they have been “getting mashed for years” without feeling any detrimental effects. According to...
Scientists Have Grown The First Ever Booking Agent’s Heart In Petri Dish
British scientists have reportedly grown the world’s first ever booking agent’s heart in a petri dish at a top secret location in the English countryside....
Pioneer Release Mixer With 50% Extra Redline
The clubbing industry’s go to equipment manufacturer, Pioneer, have announced a brand new mixer with over 50% more redline. The DJM 50,000+ is set for...
Children Who Listen To Tech House 10 Times More Likely To Be Wankers
A new study has revealed that children who are exposed to high levels of tech-house at a young age are ten times more likely to...
I’m Dead Inside – Reveals Tech-House Producer
An English tech-house producer has admitted that, despite a relatively successful career in the music industry, he feels totally dead inside. Ronald Tonkerson, aka DJ...
Green Velvet To Star In La La Land 2
Chicago dance music legend Green Velvet has astonishingly been cast to star alongside Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in the eagerly anticipated La La Land...
CIA Uncover Plot To Spike Water At Kim Jong Un & Trump Meeting With MDMA
The CIA have reportedly uncovered a plot that would have seen all of the water at the Kim Jong Un and Trump meeting spiked with...
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