All Festivals Now Booked By Same Person
A shocking reports from the music industry has claimed that all festivals are now booked by the same person. Sources within the festival circuit have...
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Apology Ghostwriters Set To Be Next Big Trend In Dance Music
Apology ghostwriters are set to be the biggest craze in dance music with more and more artists fucking up and needing to make apologies. Foul-mouthed...
Man In Coma After Asking Techno Producer Question About Synth
An inquisitive man has reportedly been left in a coma after asking a techno producer a simple question about a synth they were using. Miles...
Richie Hawtin’s Hair To Headline Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Reports coming out of Scotland this morning suggest that Richie Hawtin’s hair has been named as a surprise headliner for this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival....
Club Removes Roof To Fit Promoter’s Ego Into Venue
A fed-up club owner in Kent, England, has taken extreme measures to safeguard the future of his club. In A Wunderground exclusive, owner Pablo ‘Peroni’...
Dubfire Announces 30 Day DJ Set
After hearing of Joseph Capriati’s 28-hour set at Sunwaves earlier this year, Dubfire, aka Ali Shirazinia, has declared a month-long set to settle the madness...
Vinyl-Only Producer Happy Only 500 Nerds Will Ever Hear Their Music
House producer DJ Oxfam has revealed that his greatest pleasure in music is knowing that hardly anyone will get to enjoy the tracks he makes....
Event Manager’s Circle Of Friends Rapidly Increases Prior To Festival Season
A new study has shown that in the months leading up to the annual Summer festival and events season, event managers, organisers and staff see...
Fragile Male DJ Finds 7 Inch Records “Intimidating”
A fragile male DJ has bravely admitted that he finds seven-inch records ‘intimidating’. Talking exclusively to Wunderground, Richard N. Vee claimed that even vinyl singles,...
Opening DJ Wants To Know Can He Borrow Headphones
An opening DJ is hopeful of borrowing a set of headphones to perform his set as he hasn’t yet managed to buy himself a set...
Scotland Set To Introduce 6 Day Weekend
The Scottish government are reportedly set to introduce legislation that will see the weekend increased to six days. According to one member of parliament, reducing...
Scottish Group To Start Saturday Night Pre-Drinking On Thursday Morning
A group of Scottish pals have decided to start their Saturday night pre-drinking at approximately 11 am on Thursday morning. The close-knit group, who claim...
Scottish Parliament Pass Bill To Have Buckfast Sold In Giant Inflatable Bottles
The Scottish parliament has reportedly passed a bill that will see the popular fortified wine Buckfast sold in giant inflatable bottles. Sources within Holyrood suggest...
Scottish Public Warned elrow Chicken Can’t Be Deep-Fried
The Scottish public have been warned not to attempt to capture and deep-fry the elrow chicken ahead of this weekend’s Elrow Town Festival in Edinburgh....
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