DJ To Collect 10K Nondescript Cables In Drawer
The latest research has revealed that DJs are likely to amass a collection of over ten thousand nondescript cables in a drawer over the course...
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Wunderground 2.0
35 Year Old Man Finally Gives Up On Having 6 Pack – Buys 8 Pack Instead
A thirty-five-year-old Irish man has finally given up on his dream of having a six-pack and instead decided to devote his time to making a...
Berghain Ban All Mexicans After World Cup Upset
Berlin’s most notorious techno club, Berghain, has announced that all Mexicans are now barred from entering the nightclub after yesterday’s World Cup upset. Germany, the...
Festival Catch Dealer Smuggling 6 Kilos Of Awful Sunglasses
A major sunglasses dealing operation has been shut down in Belgium after the organisers of Ostend Beach Festival tipped of Belgian authorities about the whereabouts...
Jesus Definitely Wearing Air Max ’97s When Walking On Water – Historian Confirms
Matthew Lucas, one of the world’s leading bible historians, has claimed that Jesus Christ was “definitely wearing Air Max ‘97s” when he walked on water....
Alcohol Companies Now Targeting The Dead
Alcohol companies all over the world are believed to be re-targeting the dead in an attempt to boost sales ahead of the summer season. According...
Alcohol Companies Are Now Targeting The Dead
In a bid to sidestep the increasingly strict advertising laws surrounding alcohol, drinks companies have now begun advertising their products to the dead. Due to...
Lad Trying To Make Mosh Happen Doesn’t Really ‘Get’ Dance Festival
A lad trying to start a mosh at Extrema Outdoor Festival has been labeled as a “noob” and somebody who “doesn’t really get” the festival....
Normal People Happy To Dress Like Hippies For Duration Of Festival
A group of normal people have claimed they are happy to dress like hippies for the duration of Extrema Festival. “I love hippy clothes and...
Hungry? This Festival Now Have Gluten-Free Paleo Foie Gras For People Who Are Too Good To Eat Fries
Are you feeling hungry? Well, Extrema Festival has got you covered this weekend. They have everything from noodles to hot dogs, burritos to burgers and everything...
Guy Wearing Straw Hat At Festival Quietly Confident He’s A Fashion Guru
A guy who spent all of yesterday wearing a straw hat has woken up this morning feeling quietly confident that he is some sort of...
World’s Sweatiest Man Wants A Sip Of Your Water
The world’s sweatiest man is reportedly making his way around Extrema Outdoor Festival in search of a sip of your water. According to experts, the...
Student With Guitar In Campsite Unaware Of Several Plots To Kill Him
A number of plots to murder a student with a guitar in the western region of the Extrema Festival campsite have reportedly been foiled by...
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