30 Year Old Bloke Still Thinks Going Out Is More Important Than Getting Mortgage
A thirty-year-old Irishman is reportedly still of the opinion that going out and getting smashed every single weekend is far more important than getting a...
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Mel B Now Selling Spice
Former Spice Girl Mel B has reportedly been caught in possession of an “extremely large quantity” of the illegal drug spice. According to reports, the...
Instagram Announce Plans To “Ban Uglies”
In a major shakeup, popular photo-sharing platform Instagram has announced plans to ban all “uglies” from using the app. The ban, which will also include...
Bloke 100% Certain Girl Who Danced Beside Him Was Coming Onto Him
A bloke who was recently spotted dancing in a nightclub is reportedly one hundred percent certain that the girl dancing beside him was coming onto...
“Cunt Piss-Flaps Wanker Dick Head” Claims DJ With Tourette’s
A DJ, who is also a spokesperson for a Tourette’s awareness group, has wowed his audience by claiming “cunt piss-flaps wanker dick head” during a...
“1 Sip” The Perfect Amount To Drink Out Of Each Beer At Afterparty
The latest research has confirmed that “one sip” is the perfect amount of beer to drink from each can or bottle at an afterparty. According...
Man Who Hasn’t Been Out In Almost A Week Planning Big Weekend
A man who hasn’t been out in almost a full week is reportedly planning an extra big weekend to make up for lost time. Graham...
Broke DJ Would Definitely Consider Selling Out
A broke English DJ has admitted that he is at the point in his career where he would seriously consider selling out. William Gaffney, aka...
Maternity Hospital Offering “Have 1 Get 1 Free” On Tech House DJs
A British maternity hospital is reportedly offering a “have one get one free” policy on all babies who will grow up to be tech house...
Mexicans Nickname American Border “Berghain”
In international news, a group of Mexicans who were recently refused entry to the United States have nicknamed the border between the countries “Berghain”. Juan...
Co-Worker With 1 Eyebrow Definitely Fell Asleep At House Party
The latest rumours from the water cooler suggest that Stephen from IT, who showed up for work this morning with one shaved eyebrow, definitely fell...
Watching Netflix Drug Documentaries Increase Likeliness Of Getting On The Bag By 100%
According to the latest research, watching drug documentaries on Netflix increases you’re likeliness of “getting on the bag” by up to one hundred percent. A...
Brian Harvey Advised Not To Take Kiki Challenge
Former East 17 singer Brian Harvey has been strongly advised against taking the Kiki challenge by a number of his closest friends. Harvey, who was...
Couple With Newborn Baby Hopeful Of Night Out In Next 5-6 Years
A couple who have just had a newborn baby have said they are confident of getting a night out in the next five or six...
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