Every DJ Duo Consists Of 1 With Talent & 1 Absolute Wreck-Head – Study Reveals
Following a recent study conducted by the Association of DJ Duos (ADDJ), it has been confirmed that every DJ duo on the planet consists of...
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Craig David Walks Off Stage After Crowd Refuse To Say “Bo Selecta”
Craig David has reportedly stormed off the stage at a recent show after the crowd refused to say “Bo Selecta” during his performance. David, best...
Girl Lost At Sea For 19 Days Kept Afloat By Lip Fillers
A twenty two year old girl has been found floating off the coast of Brighton by a local fisherman, nineteen days after going missing. Having...
Drum N Bass DJ Only Knows 2 Genres “Drum N Bass & Anything That’s Not Drum N Bass”
A drum n bass DJ has admitted that he only knows two genres of music, drum n bass and anything that’s not drum n bass....
Most Nightclubs Smelled Better Before Smoking Ban – Report Finds
A report from the clubbing industry has found that most nightclubs smelled better before the smoking ban was enforced earlier this century. Alan Kinsella, the...
Buckfast Now Available In IV Drip
People all over Scotland are believed to be celebrating today after Buckfast announced they are set to launch a brand new line of IV drips...
New iPhone Capable Of Playing Music For Longer Than Marco Carola
Unconfirmed reports suggest the new iPhone 11 may be capable of playing music for even longer than Marco Carola. Reviews claim the state of the...
Touring DJ Admits Local Crowd Aren’t Actually Best Crowd In World
A touring DJ has upset a large portion of his fans after admitting that a local crowd aren’t actually the best crowd in the world....
Psytrance DJ Considered Sellout After Getting First Paid Gig
A psytrance DJ has been labeled a “sellout” by a group of his peers after performing at his first paid gig last weekend. Senior members...
Kellogs Giving Away Free Tech House Tracks Inside Boxes Of Cornflakes
Kellogs are set to give away free tech house tracks in all boxes of Cornflakes during the month of October. The world’s largest breakfast cereal...
Man Fails To Get His Shit Together For 687th Consecutive Weekend
Reports reaching Wunderground this evening suggest that an Irishman has reportedly failed to “get his shit together” for 687th consecutive weekend. Barry Higgins, a thirty...
Man Driving 3 Litre Jeep To Festival Definitely Won’t Leave His Tent Behind
A man who plans on driving a three-litre jeep to a festival this weekend is adamant that he will be taking his tent home with...
Woman Who Tried To Replace Partying With Exercise Decides To Go Back To Partying
A twenty eight year old woman who used exercise to fill the void left in her life when she quit partying, has reportedly decided to...
Paying Extra £20 For Ticket Does Not Make You A VIP
A report from the clubbing industry has found that paying an extra £20 for your ticket does not make you a VIP. The news comes...
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