Martin Solveig Chokes To Death On His Own Foot
The music industry is in mourning today after French DJ and producer Martin Solveig choked to death on his foot. Solveig was rushed to hospital...
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Ibiza Worker Spends 54 Days In Bed After Returning To UK
An Ibiza worker is reportedly nearly ready to get up after spending fifty-four days in bed following her return to the UK. Kirsty Tompkins, a...
Producer Unsurprisingly Wants Another Synth For Christmas
A producer who owns at least forty different synths, and another sixty miscellaneous pieces of hardware, has put a brand new synth at the top...
Man Hires Private Investigator After Last Beer Goes Missing From Fridge At House Party
A man at a house party has reportedly hired a private investigator after his last beer went missing out of the fridge. Brian Blair, believes...
World’s First Buckfast Powered Car Breaks Land Speed Record
The world’s first Buckfast powered car has reportedly broken the land speed record while taking its first ever test drive. The car, which was developed...
Tech House Producer Makes 10 Tracks In 1 Day
A tech house producer has taken to social media to brag about the fact that he managed to make a whopping ten tracks in just...
DJ Can’t Remember How To Buy His Own Drinks
A DJ has been left standing frustratedly at a bar after completely forgetting how to buy his own drinks. The DJ, who hasn’t bought a...
Latest Version Of Virtual DJ Actually Shows Up At Your House And DJs For You
An American software engineer has today confirmed that the latest version of Virtual DJ is so advanced, it actually shows up at your house and...
Bloke DJing In Restaurant Thinks People Are Actually Listening
A bloke who is paid to play music in a restaurant while people eat is under the illusion that people are actually listening to him....
Full Time Producer Also Working 40 Hours A Week In Tesco
A full-time music producer has admitted that he is also working somewhere in the region of forty hours per week in Tesco to help subsidise...
Shite-Talking Promoter Morphs Into Fat Shit
A UK based promoter who has spent much of the last twenty years talking shit about the parties he runs has reportedly fully morphed from...
DJ With Fast Food Addiction Has Chip On Shoulder
A DJ who has been suffering from a fast food addiction has admitted to having a massive chip on his shoulder as a result of...
Bloke In Club Uses Phone At Least 20 Times To Update Social Media In Support Of No Phone Policy
A bloke in a nightclub has shown a total disregard for a nightclub’s no phone policy by constantly using his phone to update Instagram about...
elrow Crack Down On Illegal Face Painters In Toilets
The world’s wildest party brand, elrow, is set to crack down on a gang of illegal face painters who have been operating at a number...
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