Belgian Nightclub Toilet Lady Claims To Be Undisputed Queen Of Techno
A female nightclub toilet attendant has reportedly been claimed to be the undisputed Queen of Techno by a group of her peers. Her Majesty, or...
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R Kelly Fulfills Lifetime Dream To Grow Up Just Like Michael Jackson
R Kelly has claimed that he has no fears ahead of his impending legal battle, insisting that whatever happens, he will be happy in life...
Man Almost Drowns Trying To Finish Pint At Closing Time
A man has reportedly almost drowned after trying to finish a pint of beer moments before being kicked out of a pub at closing time....
Tech House DJ Running Out Of Places To Get Shit Tattoos
A tech house DJ is said to be considering his options after revealing that he is very close to running out of space on his...
Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious
A Psytrance fan has made it his life’s ambition to become famous enough to get onto I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so...
Festival Stage Inside Active Volcano Definitely Going To Be Lit
Secret Solstice festival have announced audacious plans to put a stage inside an active volcano at this year’s festival. According to organisers of the Iclandic...
Belgian Club Digs Basement To Be Even More Underground For 25th Birthday
Belgian techno club Fuse has announced plans to dig a new basement in a bid to be “even more underground” for their upcoming twenty fifth...
The California Raisins To Make Comeback As DJ Collective
The California Raisins have announced that they are set to relaunch themselves as a DJ collective and embark on world tour later this year. According...
9 Out Of 10 Idiots Still Think Kerncraft 400 Is Called Zombie Nation
A recent survey has revealed that the nine out of ten idiots still think the song Kernkraft 400 is actually called Zombie Nation. This common...
Producer Compresses Beat So Much It Disappears
An Australian producer has reportedly compressed a beat so much that it completely disappeared. Barry Jones, a.k.a. DJ BJ, claims to have “looked everywhere” for...
Scientists Developing Heavy Metal Vaccine
Reports suggest that scientists in an English university are on the brink of releasing a vaccine for heavy metal. According to Wunderground sources, being a...
Techno Club To Ban Smiling On Dance Floor
One of the world’s leading techno clubs has announced plans to ban all smiling on the dance floor by the end of the year. The...
DJ Only Moaning About Treatment From Airlines To Fit In
A DJ has admitted that he only moaned about the service he got from an airline so he would fit in with all of the...
Pioneer To Launch First Acoustic CDJ
Pioneer DJ have announced plans to release the first ever acoustic CDJ, the CDJ 1, as part of their “next gen” DJ equipment line later...
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