DJ Honestly Doesn’t Give A Fuck If You Put Your Hands Up In The Air Or Not
A popular DJ has admitted that he “doesn’t give a fuck” whether or not his fans put their hands up in the air while partying...
Wunderground 2.0
Wunderground 2.0
DJ Admits Tattoos Actually Mean Fuck All
A DJ with an extensive collection of tattoos has shocked his fleet of fans by admitting that the majority of them actually mean fuck all....
Vegan Baby Refusing Breast Milk
The world’s youngest vegan, a three month old baby, has reportedly started to refuse his mother’s breast milk because he feels it is “a little...
Man Tells The Pink Elephants At Work He Probably Got Microdose Levels Wrong
An English man who has real trouble understanding the metric system has reportedly been heard telling pink elephants in work that he probably got his...
Man With Huge Record Collection Never Listens To Any Of Them
A man who has been credited with having one of the world’s largest record collections has admitted that he never actually listens to any of...
Psytrance Fan Dies After Paramedic Refuses To Give Mouth To Mouth
A psytrance fan has reportedly died after a paramedic refused to attempt mouth to mouth resuscitation on him. According to witnesses, emergency services were called...
Kylie Jenner Becomes Sixth Self-Made Person In Her Family
Reports emerging from the entertainment industry today suggest that Kylie Jenner has just become the sixth self-made individual in her family. Jenner has received glowing...
Geek Producer Worried About Meeting Real People At Debut Gig
A geek music producer has confirmed that he is feeling extremely anxious about meeting “real people” at his debut gig. Colin Reaper, a.k.a. C.Reap, has...
DJ Loses Earplugs First Time He Uses Them – For 12th Consecutive Time
A DJ has reportedly lost a brand new set of professional earplugs the first time he used them, for the twelfth consecutive time. Ian Raglin,...
Aspiring DJ Shocked Mates Don’t Want To Listen To Her Practice For 6 Hours
An aspiring DJ has been left in an extremely shocked state after realising that her mates don’t wants to sit and listen to her practice...
R Kelly Fulfills Lifetime Dream To Grow Up Just Like Michael Jackson
R Kelly has claimed that he has no fears ahead of his impending legal battle, insisting that whatever happens, he will be happy in life...
Man Almost Drowns Trying To Finish Pint At Closing Time
A man has reportedly almost drowned after trying to finish a pint of beer moments before being kicked out of a pub at closing time....
Tech House DJ Running Out Of Places To Get Shit Tattoos
A tech house DJ is said to be considering his options after revealing that he is very close to running out of space on his...
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