Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious
A Psytrance fan has made it his life’s ambition to become famous enough to get onto I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so...
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Grown Man Surprised To Find That Drinking Calpol Still Makes Him Feel Good
A fully grown man has been left pleasantly surprised after discovering that drinking Calpol still makes him feel good. Andrew Decker, thirty, is believed to...
Music Producer Getting All His Daily Nutrients From Coffee & Fags
An electronic music producer who spends up to eighteen hours at a time in the studio has revealed that he gets all of his nutrients...
Ibiza Airport Burger King Awarded Michelin Star
Ibiza Airport’s Burger King restaurant has become the latest establishment on the island to be awarded the prestigious Michelin Star accolade. Representatives from the Michelin...
Vegan DJ Not Sure Whether To Tell People He’s A Vegan Or A DJ First
A vegan DJ has admitted that he is unsure whether he should introduce himself to new people as a vegan or a DJ first. Hans...
Man Hires Private Investigator After Last Beer Goes Missing From Fridge At House Party
A man at a house party has reportedly hired a private investigator after his last beer went missing out of the fridge. Brian Blair, believes...
Bloke DJing In Restaurant Thinks People Are Actually Listening
A bloke who is paid to play music in a restaurant while people eat is under the illusion that people are actually listening to him....
Man Only Eating Healthy So He Can Drink More
A man who has apparently “turned over a new leaf” and “changed his lifestyle” by implementing a new healthy diet has admitted that he is...
Marshmello Diagnosed With Type 2 Diabetes
Faceless American EDM superstar, Marshmello, has reportedly been diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes. While the DJ/producer/giant marshmallow has yet to comment on the diagnosis, sources...
Man Catches Food Poisoning From Ten Pints Of Beer
A man has this morning called into work sick with a suspected case of food poisoning, which he believes he may have caught from one,...
Vegan Bacon Declared “A Total Waste Of Time”
Reports from the culinary world have found that vegan bacon is a total waste of fucking time for everyone who has been in any way...
London Nightclub To Open Vegan-Friendly Doughnut Bar
A hip London nightclub has announced that it is set to replace one of its regular bars with an “ultra-modern vegan-friendly doughnut bar”. In what...
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