Kellogs Giving Away Free Tech House Tracks Inside Boxes Of Cornflakes
Kellogs are set to give away free tech house tracks in all boxes of Cornflakes during the month of October. The world’s largest breakfast cereal...
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Scottish Public Warned elrow Chicken Can’t Be Deep-Fried
The Scottish public have been warned not to attempt to capture and deep-fry the elrow chicken ahead of this weekend’s Elrow Town Festival in Edinburgh....
Vegan Baby Refusing Breast Milk
The world’s youngest vegan, a three month old baby, has reportedly started to refuse his mother’s breast milk because he feels it is “a little...
Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious
A Psytrance fan has made it his life’s ambition to become famous enough to get onto I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so...
Grown Man Surprised To Find That Drinking Calpol Still Makes Him Feel Good
A fully grown man has been left pleasantly surprised after discovering that drinking Calpol still makes him feel good. Andrew Decker, thirty, is believed to...
Music Producer Getting All His Daily Nutrients From Coffee & Fags
An electronic music producer who spends up to eighteen hours at a time in the studio has revealed that he gets all of his nutrients...
Ibiza Airport Burger King Awarded Michelin Star
Ibiza Airport’s Burger King restaurant has become the latest establishment on the island to be awarded the prestigious Michelin Star accolade. Representatives from the Michelin...
Vegan DJ Not Sure Whether To Tell People He’s A Vegan Or A DJ First
A vegan DJ has admitted that he is unsure whether he should introduce himself to new people as a vegan or a DJ first. Hans...
Man Hires Private Investigator After Last Beer Goes Missing From Fridge At House Party
A man at a house party has reportedly hired a private investigator after his last beer went missing out of the fridge. Brian Blair, believes...
Bloke DJing In Restaurant Thinks People Are Actually Listening
A bloke who is paid to play music in a restaurant while people eat is under the illusion that people are actually listening to him....
Man Only Eating Healthy So He Can Drink More
A man who has apparently “turned over a new leaf” and “changed his lifestyle” by implementing a new healthy diet has admitted that he is...
Marshmello Diagnosed With Type 2 Diabetes
Faceless American EDM superstar, Marshmello, has reportedly been diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes. While the DJ/producer/giant marshmallow has yet to comment on the diagnosis, sources...
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