Girl Who Just Turned 27 Shocked To Discover She Gets Hangovers Now
A girl who recently celebrated her twenty-seventh birthday was left in shock this morning after discovering that she now suffers from hangovers. According to reports,...
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Cocaine Now Easier To Get Than Pizza – Except When You Actually Want It
The latest reports from the streets of London, England, suggest that cocaine is now easier to get in the city than pizza, except for when...
Whiskey Replaces Food As Best Way To Man’s Heart
In breaking news from the worlds of romance and beverages, whiskey has officially replaced food as the best way to a man’s heart. The latest...
Hungry? This Festival Now Have Gluten-Free Paleo Foie Gras For People Who Are Too Good To Eat Fries
Are you feeling hungry? Well, Extrema Festival has got you covered this weekend. They have everything from noodles to hot dogs, burritos to burgers and everything...
McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets Now 100% Vegan Friendly
One of the world’s leading vegan bloggers, Nancy de la Veal, has confirmed that McDonald’s chicken nuggets are now 100% vegan-friendly. Speaking to a random...
Everyone In Ibiza Now Vegan
The world’s vegan community was given a major boost today after it was confirmed that everyone in Ibiza is now a vegan. According to the...
Vegan Woman Now Only Eats Vegetables That Have Signed Waiver
A vegan woman has surprised a group of her closest friends by revealing that she now only eats vegetables that have signed a waiver. Chelsey...
DJ Loses 2 Stone On The Room Service And Sniff Diet
A touring DJ has reportedly lost a very impressive two stone using nothing but the “room service and sniff diet”. The DJ, who is currently...
‘Sure We’ve Been Getting Mashed For Years’ Claim Potatoes
Potatoes have spoken out in defence of session culture by claiming they have been “getting mashed for years” without feeling any detrimental effects. According to...
Deliveroo Driver Forgets Dip For Last Supper
Sources in Jerusalem have claimed the Last Supper has been ruined after an unnamed Deliveroo driver forgot to bring the dips. Reports suggest that a...
Man Willing To Let Wife Leave Dishes Until The Morning For International Women’s Day
A man from Yorkshire, England, has informed his wife that he is willing to let her leave tonight’s dishes until tomorrow morning in aid of...
Vegan Friendly Vinyl Tastes Like Shit Claims Bloke Eating Bag Of Records
A vegan who recently ate an entire bag of records has confirmed what we all expected by revealing that vegan friendly vinyl tastes like shit....
Stormzy Launches Line Of Tea Bags – Stormzy In A Teacup
UK grime sensation Stormzy is set to enter the world of caffeinated beverages with the launch of his very own line of tea bags, aptly...
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