Vegan DJ Not Sure Whether To Tell People He’s A Vegan Or A DJ First
A vegan DJ has admitted that he is unsure whether he should introduce himself to new people as a vegan or a DJ first. Hans...
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Man Hires Private Investigator After Last Beer Goes Missing From Fridge At House Party
A man at a house party has reportedly hired a private investigator after his last beer went missing out of the fridge. Brian Blair, believes...
Bloke DJing In Restaurant Thinks People Are Actually Listening
A bloke who is paid to play music in a restaurant while people eat is under the illusion that people are actually listening to him....
Man Only Eating Healthy So He Can Drink More
A man who has apparently “turned over a new leaf” and “changed his lifestyle” by implementing a new healthy diet has admitted that he is...
Marshmello Diagnosed With Type 2 Diabetes
Faceless American EDM superstar, Marshmello, has reportedly been diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes. While the DJ/producer/giant marshmallow has yet to comment on the diagnosis, sources...
Man Catches Food Poisoning From Ten Pints Of Beer
A man has this morning called into work sick with a suspected case of food poisoning, which he believes he may have caught from one,...
Vegan Bacon Declared “A Total Waste Of Time”
Reports from the culinary world have found that vegan bacon is a total waste of fucking time for everyone who has been in any way...
London Nightclub To Open Vegan-Friendly Doughnut Bar
A hip London nightclub has announced that it is set to replace one of its regular bars with an “ultra-modern vegan-friendly doughnut bar”. In what...
36 Year Old Man In Nightclub Spends Entire Night Thinking About Kebab He’ll Get On Way Home
A thirty-six-year-old man who went to a nightclub for the first time in almost five years last night, has admitted that he spent the entire...
Watching Box Set Back Home In Bed Highlight Of Woman’s Night Out
A woman who recently went out on a “big night out with the girls” has admitted that the highlight of her evening was getting home...
Man Posting Pictures Of Quinoa Salad On Instagram Secretly Eating Fish & Chips
A man who has repeatedly shared pictures of quinoa salads on his Instagram page is believed to be secretly gorging on fish and chips. Matt...
Man Who Made Large Bag Of Mushrooms Disappear Now Thinks He’s Some Sort Of Wizard
A man who made a large bag of mushrooms “disappear” at a house party is reportedly now fully convinced that he is some sort of...
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