Bloke 100% Certain Girl Who Danced Beside Him Was Coming Onto Him
A bloke who was recently spotted dancing in a nightclub is reportedly one hundred percent certain that the girl dancing beside him was coming onto...
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Couple With Newborn Baby Hopeful Of Night Out In Next 5-6 Years
A couple who have just had a newborn baby have said they are confident of getting a night out in the next five or six...
Girl Who Made Boyfriend Choose Between Going Out And Her Changes Facebook Status To Single
A girl who made her party-loving boyfriend choose between going out and her, has reportedly just changed her Facebook relationship status to “single”. Amanda Bremner,...
Man On Comedown Set To Abandon Sixth Attempted Wank Any Minute Now
A man who has spent the morning rolling around his bed on the comedown is set to abandon his sixth attempted wank any minute now....
Whiskey Replaces Food As Best Way To Man’s Heart
In breaking news from the worlds of romance and beverages, whiskey has officially replaced food as the best way to a man’s heart. The latest...
Kinder Announce Children’s Dating App
Every child’s favourite chocolate manufacturer, Kinder, has announced that it is set to launch a brand new dating app aimed exclusively at children. Kinder CEO...
British Government Pass Bill To Use Love Island As Nuclear Bomb Test Area
The British Government has passed a surprise bill that will allow the military the right to use Love Island as a nuclear bomb test area....
Rotary Enthusiast Caught Putting Bra On Mixer
A man with an “unhealthy obsession” with rotary mixers has reportedly been caught putting a bra on his favourite mixer. Steven Jenkins, a twenty-six-year-old security...
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