New Moby Album To Be Recorded In Frequency Only Heard By Dogs
Dance music legend Moby is set to return to the studio later this year to record an album for dogs. Sources have confirmed the artist...
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1 In 4 STIs Linked To DJs
The latest research has confirmed that as many as one in every four STIs contracted in the UK is linked to a DJ. The research,...
Bloke On Rollover Accidentally Takes The Morning After Pill
A bloke on the roll over has been left with a “severely upset tummy” after accidentally taking the morning after pill. Gareth Jenkins, a twenty...
Watching Box Set Back Home In Bed Highlight Of Woman’s Night Out
A woman who recently went out on a “big night out with the girls” has admitted that the highlight of her evening was getting home...
Ross From Friends Denies Quitting Music – Insists They’re Just “On A Break”
British DJ and producer Ross From Friends has denied that he has quit music and insists that they are just “on a break”. Ross From...
Bloke 100% Certain Girl Who Danced Beside Him Was Coming Onto Him
A bloke who was recently spotted dancing in a nightclub is reportedly one hundred percent certain that the girl dancing beside him was coming onto...
Couple With Newborn Baby Hopeful Of Night Out In Next 5-6 Years
A couple who have just had a newborn baby have said they are confident of getting a night out in the next five or six...
Girl Who Made Boyfriend Choose Between Going Out And Her Changes Facebook Status To Single
A girl who made her party-loving boyfriend choose between going out and her, has reportedly just changed her Facebook relationship status to “single”. Amanda Bremner,...
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Man On Comedown Set To Abandon Sixth Attempted Wank Any Minute Now
A man who has spent the morning rolling around his bed on the comedown is set to abandon his sixth attempted wank any minute now....
Whiskey Replaces Food As Best Way To Man’s Heart
In breaking news from the worlds of romance and beverages, whiskey has officially replaced food as the best way to a man’s heart. The latest...
Kinder Announce Children’s Dating App
Every child’s favourite chocolate manufacturer, Kinder, has announced that it is set to launch a brand new dating app aimed exclusively at children. Kinder CEO...
British Government Pass Bill To Use Love Island As Nuclear Bomb Test Area
The British Government has passed a surprise bill that will allow the military the right to use Love Island as a nuclear bomb test area....
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