World’s First Buckfast Powered Car Breaks Land Speed Record
The world’s first Buckfast powered car has reportedly broken the land speed record while taking its first ever test drive. The car, which was developed...
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Latest Version Of Virtual DJ Actually Shows Up At Your House And DJs For You
An American software engineer has today confirmed that the latest version of Virtual DJ is so advanced, it actually shows up at your house and...
Shite-Talking Promoter Morphs Into Fat Shit
A UK based promoter who has spent much of the last twenty years talking shit about the parties he runs has reportedly fully morphed from...
Doctors Prescribing Drumcode Radio As Cure For Insomnia
Reports from Scandinavia suggest that Swedish doctors are now prescribing episodes of the Drumcode Radio show as a cure for insomnia. Medical reports claim that...
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New Species Of DJ Discovered In Amazon Rainforest
A new previously unknown species of DJ has reportedly been found living in the Amazon Rainforest. According to reports, the DJ, who is believed to...
Marshmello Diagnosed With Type 2 Diabetes
Faceless American EDM superstar, Marshmello, has reportedly been diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes. While the DJ/producer/giant marshmallow has yet to comment on the diagnosis, sources...
Man Catches Food Poisoning From Ten Pints Of Beer
A man has this morning called into work sick with a suspected case of food poisoning, which he believes he may have caught from one,...
Man Who Spent Last 3 Months Getting Pissed In Fields Wondering Where The Summer Went
A bloke who has spent the last three months rolling around the ground in fields getting drunk and fucked up on drugs at festivals has...
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