Man Tells The Pink Elephants At Work He Probably Got Microdose Levels Wrong
An English man who has real trouble understanding the metric system has reportedly been heard telling pink elephants in work that he probably got his...
An English man who has real trouble understanding the metric system has reportedly been heard telling pink elephants in work that he probably got his...
Reports suggest that scientists in an English university are on the brink of releasing a vaccine for heavy metal. According to Wunderground sources, being a...
Doctors have confirmed that being a tech house fan could be caused by a hereditary shit taste in music. According to research, over half of...
A man’s head has reportedly swollen to the size of a beach ball after suffering a severe allergic reaction to tech house. James Swann, a...
After years of trying to genetically engineer the perfect DJ, backyard scientists in a London council estate have finally just said “fuck it” and cloned...
A bloke on the roll over has been left with a “severely upset tummy” after accidentally taking the morning after pill. Gareth Jenkins, a twenty...
A vegan DJ has admitted that he is unsure whether he should introduce himself to new people as a vegan or a DJ first. Hans...
A Chinese probe recently sent to observe the dark side of the moon has reportedly discovered the next “new Ibiza”. A spokesperson for Chinese Lunar...
A report has found that children who listen to Marshmello between the ages of two and twelve are ten times more likely to grow up...
The world’s first Buckfast powered car has reportedly broken the land speed record while taking its first ever test drive. The car, which was developed...
An American software engineer has today confirmed that the latest version of Virtual DJ is so advanced, it actually shows up at your house and...
A UK based promoter who has spent much of the last twenty years talking shit about the parties he runs has reportedly fully morphed from...
Reports from Scandinavia suggest that Swedish doctors are now prescribing episodes of the Drumcode Radio show as a cure for insomnia. Medical reports claim that...
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