New Technics Turntable Can Tweet, Moan About Room Service & Do All Your Ket
Technics have unveiled their most DJ friendly turntable ever: the SL-1210DJ which boasts the ability to tweet, throw strops, scream at room service and do...
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Soundcloud To Be Killed Off In Eastenders Xmas Special
A leaked Christmas trailer for Eastenders hints at the popular streaming platform Soundcloud being killed off in an emotional Boxing Day farewell episode. The special...
Facebook Now Just Videos Of Festivals
According to the latest observations, Facebook is now made up entirely of videos taken at various music festivals. Leading social media experts claim that the...
Function One Trial Soundsystem That Lets You Smell The Music
One of the music industry’s leading manufacturers of sound systems, Funktion-One, have announced they are set to trial a brand new system that will allow...
People Turning Screen Brightness “All The Way Down” Still Can’t Find Drugs On Dark Web
A man who turned his laptop’s screen brightness “all the way down” in an attempt to find drugs on the dark web has been left...
Old Man At Car Boot Sale In Talks To Buy Soundcloud
A pensioner at a local car boot sale in Hull town centre car park is reportedly in talks to buy the popular streaming platform Soundcloud....
Recently Single Girl Floods Social Media With Semi Naked Photos
A girl who recently broke up with her boyfriend and flooded social media with semi naked photos in a bid to make him jealous has...
“Decks Are For Life Not Just For Christmas” Campaign Receives Backing
It has been confirmed that the “Decks are for life, not just for Christmas” campaign has received some serious backing in recent weeks. Based on...
Zippyshare Now Offering Vinyl Downloads For 3D Printers
The world’s most popular file sharing website, Zippyshare, have announced that they will be offering users vinyl downloads for 3D printers early next year. The...
Facebook Removes All Fake News
In a world ever more catered to people with a total lack of common sense, Facebook have announced that they have completely removed all fake...
Group Of Ket Heads Win Mannequin Challenge
A group of twenty something’s, who love getting bang on the ket, have been awarded first prize in the latest internet trend to bore regular...
Being At Boiler Room Automatically Makes You Dance “Three Times Twatier”
A recent report from the International Dancing Authority, or the IDA, claims that being on camera at a Boiler Room event automatically makes people dance...
Every Single Person On Earth Referred To As “This One” At Some Point In 2016
A recent study carried out by the International Society of Name Calling (ISONC), has revealed that every single person on earth has been referred to...
Food Porn Shit For Wanking – Claims Disgrunteled Teenager
A disgruntled Welsh teenager has claimed that food porn is shit for wanking after watching nearly eight hours of Tasty videos on Facebook. Seventeen year...
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