DJ To Start 4th Cable Drawer This Year
A local DJ has confirmed that he plans to start his fourth cable drawer at some point this year. Barry Angelo, a.k.a., DJ Banjo, confirmed...
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Latest Version Of Virtual DJ Actually Shows Up At Your House And DJs For You
An American software engineer has today confirmed that the latest version of Virtual DJ is so advanced, it actually shows up at your house and...
Boring Bloke In Comments Section Actually Is Great Fun At Parties
A boring bloke from the comments section of a Facebook post has been revealed as being “great fun” at parties, despite what his online persona...
Cercle To Live Stream DJ Set From Your Mum’s House
The internet’s best-known streamer of DJ sets from random locations, Cercle, have announced that their next venture will see them live streaming from your mum’s...
Man Suffers Third Degree Burns To Hands After Excessive Use Of Fire Emoji
A man has been hospitalised with third-degree burns to his hands after excessive use of the fire emoji caused his mobile phone to burst into...
Conspiracy Theorist Claims Moby’s Head Is Flat
One of the world’s leading conspiracy theorists, Jim Corr, has audaciously claimed that the retired American electronic music producer Moby’s head is flat. Corr, best...
Woman Hopes To Someday Be As Happy As She Appears On Instagram
Rachael Patterson, a twenty-four-year-old, recently sat down with Wunderground to discuss her life’s aspiration of being as happy as she appears on Instagram. “If you...
London Metropolitan Police Hire 12 Year Old Emoji Code Cracker
London Metropolitan Police has announced the immediate hiring of an expert emoji code breaker, in the form of a twelve-year-old girl from Dunstable. According to...
New Drug Replicates Feeling Of Getting 100 Likes On Facebook
A new party drug has been sweeping festivals and clubs this summer that induces the feelings of euphoria and satisfaction one associates with a Facebook...
Instagram Announce Plans To “Ban Uglies”
In a major shakeup, popular photo-sharing platform Instagram has announced plans to ban all “uglies” from using the app. The ban, which will also include...
Watching Netflix Drug Documentaries Increase Likeliness Of Getting On The Bag By 100%
According to the latest research, watching drug documentaries on Netflix increases you’re likeliness of “getting on the bag” by up to one hundred percent. A...
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