Whatever Happens In Amsterdam No Longer Stays In Amsterdam Thanks To Facebook Live
A newly published report has found that “whatever happens in Amsterdam no longer stays in Amsterdam”, thanks to the emergence of Facebook Live and other...
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Man Suffers Third Degree Burns To Hands After Excessive Use Of Fire Emoji
A man has been hospitalised with third-degree burns to his hands after excessive use of the fire emoji caused his mobile phone to burst into...
Conspiracy Theorist Claims Moby’s Head Is Flat
One of the world’s leading conspiracy theorists, Jim Corr, has audaciously claimed that the retired American electronic music producer Moby’s head is flat. Corr, best...
Woman Hopes To Someday Be As Happy As She Appears On Instagram
Rachael Patterson, a twenty-four-year-old, recently sat down with Wunderground to discuss her life’s aspiration of being as happy as she appears on Instagram. “If you...
London Metropolitan Police Hire 12 Year Old Emoji Code Cracker
London Metropolitan Police has announced the immediate hiring of an expert emoji code breaker, in the form of a twelve-year-old girl from Dunstable. According to...
New Drug Replicates Feeling Of Getting 100 Likes On Facebook
A new party drug has been sweeping festivals and clubs this summer that induces the feelings of euphoria and satisfaction one associates with a Facebook...
Instagram Announce Plans To “Ban Uglies”
In a major shakeup, popular photo-sharing platform Instagram has announced plans to ban all “uglies” from using the app. The ban, which will also include...
Watching Netflix Drug Documentaries Increase Likeliness Of Getting On The Bag By 100%
According to the latest research, watching drug documentaries on Netflix increases you’re likeliness of “getting on the bag” by up to one hundred percent. A...
Brian Harvey Advised Not To Take Kiki Challenge
Former East 17 singer Brian Harvey has been strongly advised against taking the Kiki challenge by a number of his closest friends. Harvey, who was...
Scientists Prove That Things Actually Were Better In Your Day
In what is being called the biggest scientific breakthrough since the discovery of penicillin, a team of scientists has proved, beyond all reasonable doubt, that...
Checking In On Social Media Now Number One Reason For Going Out
Checking in on social media is now considered to be the number one reason for going out in adults between the ages of eighteen and...
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