Pioneer Release Mixer With 50% Extra Redline
The clubbing industry’s go to equipment manufacturer, Pioneer, have announced a brand new mixer with over 50% more redline. The DJM 50,000+ is set for...
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Roland’s Brand New TR-8S “The Most Complicated One Yet”
Roland have announced the release of the latest variation of the TR-8 drum machine, the TR-8S, and ensured their customers that “this is definitely the...
Last Beer At House Party Sold On eBay For £2.6m
The last bottle of beer at an English house party has reportedly sold on eBay for the princely sum of £2.6million. The bottle, a lukewarm...
Eric Prydz New Live Show Will Bring Back Your Dead Relatives For One Last Dance
Eric Prydz has this week been road testing his new 3D holographic live show which promises to beam your dead relatives onto the dance floor...
Ableton 10 Features Tony Robbins Reassuring You’ll Make It Someday
“You have the power within you to be the DJ you always wanted to be” shouts Ableton 10 as we unpack it from the box....
Smug Levels At All Time High Among People Who Didn’t Buy Bitcoin
Online reports suggest that smug levels are at an all time high among people who didn’t buy Bitcoin within the last six months. Experts claim...
Facebook Dance Music Group Now World’s Most Hostile Place
A dance music group on Facebook has been named as the world’s most hostile place in a recent survey by National Geographic. According to reports,...
Soundcloud Take Down DJ’s Christmas Decorations
Soundcloud have reportedly removed an entire house worth of Christmas decorations from a DJ’s house due to potential licensing issues. Andrew Handsfield, aka DJ Handy...
Dixon Tries Putting Resident Advisor In Bag Of Rice
In a desperate attempt to regain his place at the top of the Resident Advisor DJ poll, Dixon has tried to put the online music...
Dixon Cancels Resident Advisor DJ Poll Results Party
Innervisions label boss and year-round Christmas jumper wearer Dixon has reportedly canceled his annual Resident Advisor DJ Poll results party. The DJ, real name Steffan...
Bitcoin Bought Ten Years Ago Now Worth “A Shit Ton Of Coke”
According to one of the world’s leading economists, Bitcoin bought ten years ago is now worth “a shit ton of coke”. Marlon Stanfield, of the...
Rotary Enthusiast Caught Putting Bra On Mixer
A man with an “unhealthy obsession” with rotary mixers has reportedly been caught putting a bra on his favourite mixer. Steven Jenkins, a twenty-six-year-old security...
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