Interpol has this afternoon issued a statement warning people all over the world about a current batch of Donald Trump pills that are actually extra strong laxatives. According to the statement, the
Swansea Producer, Alan Carter, has been left feeling disenfranchised as he has come to the hard realisation that his target audience doesn’t care about the effort he puts into making tracks. “It’s
An American future house fan has been left wondering what all of that EDM nonsense was about after watching a short clip of Steve Aoki on YouTube. The clip, which apparently showed
According to Wunderground sources, the ridiculously annoying children’s cartoon character Peppa Pig is set to make her Boiler Room debut before the end of the year. The news categorically confirms that Boiler
An English DJ has been told, in no uncertain terms, not to scratch after being diagnosed with chickenpox. Steven Smith, a.k.a. The SS, recently spoke of his frustration after having to resist
Emo super-group, My Chemical Romance, have released an official statement confirming they are to go forward in music as a deep house act, following a spiritual awakening in Ibiza this summer. The
An English teenager who was listening to Skrillex through headphones on a bus has reportedly turned his music up extra loud so everyone could tell how cool he is. Daniel Fraser, a
Canadian music producer Deadmau5 has reportedly become involved in a major Twitter beef with his own reflection. Deadmau5, real name Joel Zimmerman, is believed to have instigated the feud after he caught
One of the world’s leading scienticians has claimed that a mummified two hundred year old Buddhist monk, which was discovered in Mongolia in early 2015, is not dead but just in a
The world’s premier DJing equipment manufacturer, Pioneer DJ, have announced that their latest releases, the CDJ-2000-NSX2 and the DJM-900-NSX2, will contain a large hadron collider. The Nexus line has become industry standard