In exciting news for the music and homophobe communities, Russian Premier Vladimir Putin has revealed that his new favourite electronic music producer is Ten Walls.
The news comes just days after the Lithuanian DJ and producer went on a much publicised homophobic rant via his Facebook page and represents the only positive effects of an otherwise disastrous week for the artist.
According to Russian political analysts, Mr. Putin is “totally gay” for homophobic men and it is believed that the Premier has spent all week “swooning over Ten Walls’ tracks and mixes” and is even said to be considering asking Ten Walls, real name Marijus Adomaitis, to “move into the Kremlin and be his BFF”.
“Ten Walls’s career is definitely going to suffer after he aired his pathetic opinions in a public forum,” explained Russian music blogger Igor Borrisov earlier, “but it is clear that every cloud has a silver lining and now that he has caught the attention of Vladimir Putin he can expect a lot more work in Russia’s underground fascist scene.”
“Neo Nazi rallies are known to be some of the nation’s best paying gigs,” continued the music blogger. “So while Ten Walls may miss out on some of this year’s best festivals in various different beautiful locations around the world, he can look forward to playing to huge all male crowds, where skinheads in tight jeans, bomber jackets and Doctor Martin boots, dance aggressively and eventually kick the shit out of each other, for the rest of his life.”
Unconfirmed reports from Russia suggest that Ten Walls has already achieved “cult hero status” among the country’s national front and skin head communities, who are believed to be adopting the producer’s seminal release, Gotham, as their official theme music.
