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A man who posted on number of feminist status updates on Facebook is hoping that they will get him “some pussy” in the near future. Ryan Allen, a twenty year old student

Native Instruments have today announced that a limited edition version of their flagship controller, the Traktor Kontrol S8 Mk2, which comes with a built in time travel function that allows DJs to

Earlier today, a group of EDM fans in Austin, Texas, mistook an armed robbery, in a convenience store, for a rave after the gun wielding thief told them to “put their hands

A recent survey carried out on DJs has revealed that bedroom DJs are one hundred percent less likely to pull birds than club DJs. According to the survey’s results, normal factors like

A man who offered his boss cocaine at his Christmas party last night has woke up severely hungover, suffering with an unhealthy dose of “the fear” and is not looking forward to

In news breaking news from the Netherlands, the Dutch government has blamed Nazi occupation during World War II for the high levels of EDM visible in the country today. EDM is seen

A man in an English nightclub double dropped blue ghosts last night, the results were truly shocking. Blue ghosts, best known for appearing in the popular eighties video game Pac Man and

Scottish borefest Calvin Harris has today revealed that he plans to date every single female popstar on the planet. Harris, best known for a string of failed relationships with some of pop

According to a survey on baby names, Jack and Daniel were the two most common names given by alcoholic parents in 2015. The survey, set in Ireland, looked at the naming patterns

English comedian and Frank Bruno lookalike Lenny Henry has been left embarrassed after mistaking his reflection for ultra camp TV chef Ainsley Harriott. According to witnesses, Henry was walking on a London