Alcohol Companies Are Now Targeting The Dead
In a bid to sidestep the increasingly strict advertising laws surrounding alcohol, drinks companies have now begun advertising their products to the dead. Due to...
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Lad Trying To Make Mosh Happen Doesn’t Really ‘Get’ Dance Festival
A lad trying to start a mosh at Extrema Outdoor Festival has been labeled as a “noob” and somebody who “doesn’t really get” the festival....
Normal People Happy To Dress Like Hippies For Duration Of Festival
A group of normal people have claimed they are happy to dress like hippies for the duration of Extrema Festival. “I love hippy clothes and...
Hungry? This Festival Now Have Gluten-Free Paleo Foie Gras For People Who Are Too Good To Eat Fries
Are you feeling hungry? Well, Extrema Festival has got you covered this weekend. They have everything from noodles to hot dogs, burritos to burgers and everything...
Guy Wearing Straw Hat At Festival Quietly Confident He’s A Fashion Guru
A guy who spent all of yesterday wearing a straw hat has woken up this morning feeling quietly confident that he is some sort of...
World’s Sweatiest Man Wants A Sip Of Your Water
The world’s sweatiest man is reportedly making his way around Extrema Outdoor Festival in search of a sip of your water. According to experts, the...
Student With Guitar In Campsite Unaware Of Several Plots To Kill Him
A number of plots to murder a student with a guitar in the western region of the Extrema Festival campsite have reportedly been foiled by...
Kölsch Spotted Renting Hat As Luxury Miniature Yurt
According to rumours circulating this morning, a rogue Danish DJ, known to the public as Kölsch, has been seen attempting to rent his hat as...
Archie Hamilton Spotted Shouting At Seagulls
Fuse resident Archie Hamilton had to be restrained aboard the recent MDRNTY cruise after staff spotted the popular Dj shouting at seagulls and threatening ’to...
Man Who Gave Girlfriend Small Half Of Pill Claims Chivalry Definitely Not Dead
A man who was ”more than happy” to give his girlfriend the small half of a pill has claimed that “chivalry definitely isn’t dead”. Marcus...
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