DJ Donates Entire Allocation Of Drink Tokens To Alcoholics Annonymous
A charitable DJ has reportedly promised to donate his entire allocation of drink tokens from all gigs for the remainder of the year. The DJ,...
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5 Out Of 5 Sound Engineers “Zone Out” When DJs Talk To Them
A recent survey has found that approximately one hundred percent of sound engineers completely “zone out” during conversations with DJs. While some sound engineers have...
DJ Drinks 20 Beers Before Set – Blames Sound System For Shit Performance
A DJ who “smashed” twenty beers before a recent set has claimed that a faulty sound system was to blame for an “extremely sub-par” performance....
Scientists Develop Sound System Capable Of Making Psytrance Sound Good
A team of British scientists claims to have developed a state of the art sound system that can actually make psytrance sound good. The team,...
Sound Engineers Genetically Less Likely To Smile
A recent article in Genetics Weekly, a little known magazine set in the murky world of genetics, has revealed that sound engineers may, in fact,...
Promoter Celebrates Lifelong Goal Of Paying Rent On Time
A local promoter is reportedly celebrating this morning after achieving his lifelong goal of paying his rent on time. Paul Durkin, one of the only...
DJs Now Using Clairvoyants To Help Find Promoters At The End Of A Night
DJs all over the world have reportedly turned to clairvoyants in an attempt to find promoters at the end of the night. According to reports,...
Promoter Yet To Enjoy One Of Own Parties
A promoter who has been running club shows for almost thirteen years has today admitted that he is yet to enjoy a single one of...
Sound Engineer Has Zero Fucks Left To Give To Promoter
A sound engineer has warned all promoters to stay out of his way during an upcoming event, insisting that he has “zero fucks” left to...
Selling Out The Best Way To Sell Out Claims Promoter
A successful club promoter has revealed that selling out is the key to his success and the secret to selling out shows. Kurt Milton, the...
Promoter Claims Lack Of People At Gig Make It Way More Underground
A local promoter has tried to find some silver lining to a recently failed show by claiming the lack of people attending actually made it...
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