Paying Extra £20 For Ticket Does Not Make You A VIP
A report from the clubbing industry has found that paying an extra £20 for your ticket does not make you a VIP. The news comes...
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Cercle To Livestream From The White House
Electronic music livestreamer Cercle has announced that they are to stream a DJ set from the White House this December. The livestream broadcaster, known for...
English Town Now Has More Promoters Than People
Reports are emerging that suggest a small English town is now home to more promoters than people. The town, Barrows Gate, is located one hundred...
Bloke Who’s Been Raving For 15 Years Still Can’t Tell Difference Between House And Techno
A man who has been going to raves for approximately fifteen years has today admitted that he is still unsure about the differences between house...
Police Called After Gang Of Ravers Show Up At Wrong Orchestra Show
Police have been called to an Egnlish theatre after a group of rowdy ravers showed up for the wrong orchestra show. The ravers, who have...
Man Who Can’t Afford Rent Happy To Blow £200 On Night Out
A man who is struggling to make this month’s rent is reportedly ready to “smash the pants off” another £200 night out this weekend. Martin...
Promoter Claims Tiny Shithole Is Intimate And Bespoke
A local promoter has hit back at critics by claiming that a club which has been labelled as a “tiny shithole” is actually an intimate...
Promoter Thinks Gender Equality Is Making Both Male & Female DJs Sell The Same Amount Of Tickets
A local promoter has claimed to be 100% behind gender equality in the music industry by insisting that both male and female DJs must sell...
Future DJ Refusing To Be Born Until Midwife Signs Off On Artwork
An unborn fetus who is expected to eventually grow into a DJ is apparently refusing to be born until the midwife signs off on artwork...
elrow Town Upgraded To City After Getting Inflatable Cathedral
Amsterdam’s elrow Town festival is to be upgraded to a city after the Spanish party brand petitioned to have the Absolute Pink Cathedral recognised as...
Archeologists Uncover Gabber Then Bury It Again
In recent news, a group of Oxford archeology students have discovered the oldest recorded version of gabber. The class were astounded to hear the distorted...
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