Guy Wearing Straw Hat At Festival Quietly Confident He’s A Fashion Guru
A guy who spent all of yesterday wearing a straw hat has woken up this morning feeling quietly confident that he is some sort of...
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World’s Sweatiest Man Wants A Sip Of Your Water
The world’s sweatiest man is reportedly making his way around Extrema Outdoor Festival in search of a sip of your water. According to experts, the...
Student With Guitar In Campsite Unaware Of Several Plots To Kill Him
A number of plots to murder a student with a guitar in the western region of the Extrema Festival campsite have reportedly been foiled by...
Kölsch Spotted Renting Hat As Luxury Miniature Yurt
According to rumours circulating this morning, a rogue Danish DJ, known to the public as Kölsch, has been seen attempting to rent his hat as...
Archie Hamilton Spotted Shouting At Seagulls
Fuse resident Archie Hamilton had to be restrained aboard the recent MDRNTY cruise after staff spotted the popular Dj shouting at seagulls and threatening ’to...
Man Who Gave Girlfriend Small Half Of Pill Claims Chivalry Definitely Not Dead
A man who was ”more than happy” to give his girlfriend the small half of a pill has claimed that “chivalry definitely isn’t dead”. Marcus...
Lego Design New Hair For Sven Väth
German techno stalwart, and part time Moby impersonator, Sven Väth has reportedly been given the gift of hair by Danish toy manufacturers Lego. Lego, who...
All Social Occasions Now Just An Excuse To Get On The Bag
In breaking news from the session community, all social occasions are now being used as an excuse to get on the bag. According to Chief...
McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets Now 100% Vegan Friendly
One of the world’s leading vegan bloggers, Nancy de la Veal, has confirmed that McDonald’s chicken nuggets are now 100% vegan-friendly. Speaking to a random...
Bloke Having Pills Tested Probably Still Going To Take Them Either Way
An Australian bloke who is planning on having his pills tested while out raving this weekend has reportedly already decided that he’s going to take...
“Kllaaasd Weeoosleksprt Mfdffodosssrtr” Claims Woman In K Hole
A woman in a K hole has left a group of friends in an extremely confused state after claiming “kllaaasd weeoosleksprt mfdffodosssrtr”. Mandy O’Reilly, a...
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