DJ Can’t Decide Whether To Open Show With “Make Some Noise!” Or “Make Some Fucking Noise!”
Wunderground has received breaking news that DJ Electrique has delayed his set because he can’t decide whether to start by screaming “make some noise!” or...
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Man Suffers Third Degree Burns To Hands After Excessive Use Of Fire Emoji
A man has been hospitalised with third-degree burns to his hands after excessive use of the fire emoji caused his mobile phone to burst into...
30% Of World’s Martin Garrix Fans Now Old Enough To Drink
Reports from the International Age Agency have confirmed that approximately thirty percent of the world’s Martin Garrix fans are now old enough to drink. Since...
New Species Of DJ Discovered In Amazon Rainforest
A new previously unknown species of DJ has reportedly been found living in the Amazon Rainforest. According to reports, the DJ, who is believed to...
Beards Surprisingly Still Cool
In the most shocking fashion news since The Shroud of Turin was found in a charity shop in Romania, Beards are reportedly still cool, almost...
Conspiracy Theorist Claims Moby’s Head Is Flat
One of the world’s leading conspiracy theorists, Jim Corr, has audaciously claimed that the retired American electronic music producer Moby’s head is flat. Corr, best...
Man Who Thinks He Knows The Words To Yeke Yeke Not Even Close
A man who claims to know all of the words to Mory Kant’s seminal hit Yeke Yeke has been made to look foolish after it...
Tour Manager Realises He’s Only There To Source Drugs
The tour manager of a prominent English DJ has reportedly just come to the conclusion that the sole purpose of his job is to source...
Marshmello Diagnosed With Type 2 Diabetes
Faceless American EDM superstar, Marshmello, has reportedly been diagnosed with type 2 Diabetes. While the DJ/producer/giant marshmallow has yet to comment on the diagnosis, sources...
Bouncer Who Ruined Your Night Secretly Heartbroken
The bouncer who “ruined” your night last night after you got far too drunk and made a “holy show” of yourself, is believed to be...
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