“I’m Like A Shopaholic, But For Coke” Claims Girl
An English girl has reluctantly admitted that she is a shopaholic and spends all of her money buying cocaine at her local drug dealer’s house....
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Disney Buy The Kardashians With Plans To Melt Them Into Smaller Parts
Disney has announced a record-breaking three trillion dollar deal to buy the entire Kardashian family with plans to eventually melt them down into smaller parts....
Laughing Gas Is No Joke, Warn Experts
In devastating news for the party scene, some of the world’s leading experts on laughing gas have claimed that nitrous oxide is “no joke” and...
Man Considering Non-Ripped Jeans For Winter
A fashion conscious man from Derry, Northern Ireland, is said to be considering non-ripped jeans in an attempt to keep his knees and thighs warm...
One In Six Families Are Left With A Boxroom Full Of Budget DJ Equipment
The latest census has revealed that one in six family homes now contains a boxroom full of unused budget DJ equipment. In most cases, the...
Rotary Enthusiast Caught Putting Bra On Mixer
A man with an “unhealthy obsession” with rotary mixers has reportedly been caught putting a bra on his favourite mixer. Steven Jenkins, a twenty-six-year-old security...
Ryanair Advising Customers To “Just Give Us Your Money And Die”
Ryanair has responded to criticism for canceling numerous flights by asking customers to simply “give us your money and die”. According to Ryanair CEO Michael...
Scientists At Large Hadron Collider Make T-Shirt Out Of Black Holes
Scientists at the large hadron collider are reportedly on the verge of creating the world’s blackest t-shirt by successfully stitching a number of black holes...
Scientists At NASA Successfully Setup Serato On First Attempt
A group of highly trained scientists has become the first group of people to ever successfully setup Serato on the first attempt. According to reports,...
Search For Missing Headphone Jack Enters Fourth Day
The search for a missing headphone jack has now entered its fourth day. Volunteers began searching the bedroom of the small London flat where the...
Shock As 100% Of Drug Users We Surveyed Were Criminals
In a Wunderground exclusive, approximately one hundred percent of drug users questioned in a recent survey were exposed as criminals. The results have sent shockwaves...
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