OJ Simpson To Become A House Resident
Just hours after his release from prison, America’s favourite knife crime enthusiast, OJ Simpson, has revealed that he is set to become a house resident...
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Tech House DJ Overdoses On Teeth Whitener
An English tech house DJ has reportedly overdosed on teeth whitener hours before he was due to play the biggest gig of his career. Brian...
White Walkers Spotted Leaving Rave At 7am
News emerging from Portugal this afternoon suggests that a large group of White Walkers could be wandering the countryside near the country’s Atlantic Coast. According...
David Guetta Finally Realises “EDM Is Boring” After Making $500m Producing It
French cheese merchant David Guetta has finally realised that EDM is boring after making an amassed fortune of $500 million producing it. Reports suggest that...
Steve Lawler Held In French Airport With 2 Kilos Of Snow
British house music legend Steve Lawler is reportedly being held at a French airport after being caught in possession of “two kilograms of snow”. Suspicions...
Soundcloud To Be Killed Off In Eastenders Xmas Special
A leaked Christmas trailer for Eastenders hints at the popular streaming platform Soundcloud being killed off in an emotional Boxing Day farewell episode. The special...
DJ Jailed For 18 Months For Being Shite
A young DJ has been jailed for 18 months for the butchering of ‘basically every mix he has ever attempted.’ DJ Snapchat, a 24-year-old disk...
Police Uncover A Huge Dickhead Farm Off The Coast Of Ibiza
Police searching for the cause of the widespread dickhead outbreak in Ibiza have uncovered a massive illegal dickhead farm aboard a fishing trawler off the...
99% Of Dixon’s Clothes Handed Down By His Father
In rather bizarre news from the electronic music industry, it has been revealed that approximately ninety-nine percent of Dixon’s clothes are passed down to him...
Bedroom DJ Only Plays His Own House
An up and coming bedroom DJ has revealed that he is happy with his surroundings and only ever intends to play his own house. Andrew...
Marvel Announce New Horse-Based Superhero Called Ketaman
Comic book powerhouse Marvel has announced a brand new horse-based superhero comic set to be known as Ketaman. According to insiders, the comic series has...
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