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DJ Quits Family To Concentrate On Solo Career

An aspiring English DJ has reportedly quit his family to concentrate on his solo career. Father of three, James Douglas said goodnight to his children for the last time last night before jumping on a flight to Ibiza to follow his dreams. “When I was a kid, I always dreamed of growing up to become a DJ, not growing up

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July 12, 2019

Touring DJ Admits Local Crowd Aren’t Actually Best Crowd In World

A touring DJ has upset a large portion of his

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Dubfire Announces 30 Day DJ Set

After hearing of Joseph Capriati’s 28-hour set at Sunwaves earlier

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Drum N Bass DJ Only Knows 2 Genres “Drum N Bass & Anything That’s Not Drum N Bass”

A drum n bass DJ has admitted that he only

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David Morales Launches Topless OnlyFans Account

House legend David Morales has this week announced to his

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Techno DJs Voted Worst At Telling Jokes

A brand new poll by DJ Mag, the Top 100 DJs At

DJ Drinks 20 Beers Before Set – Blames Sound System For Shit Performance

A DJ who “smashed” twenty beers before a recent set has claimed

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Scientists Developing Heavy Metal Vaccine

Reports suggest that scientists in an English university are on the brink of releasing a vaccine for heavy metal. According to Wunderground sources, being

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March 5, 2019

Moby Denies Skin Head Accusations

Former electronic music producer Moby has denied a recent report which claimed the animal rights activist was a skinhead. Despite being follically challenged and

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February 21, 2019

New Moby Album To Be Recorded In Frequency Only Heard By Dogs

Dance music legend Moby is set to return to the studio later this year to record an album for dogs. Sources have confirmed the

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August 27, 2019

Techno Club To Ban Smiling On Dance Floor

One of the world’s leading techno clubs has announced plans to ban all smiling on the dance floor by the end of the year.

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March 5, 2019

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Chemical Brother’s “Hey Boy Hey Girl” Re-Released As “Hey They”

The Chemical Brother’s have revealed that they will be re-releasing their 1999 hit single Hey Boy Hey Girl as a gender neutral track, renamed

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April 1, 2025

“Best Nap I’ve Had In Years’ Says Conference Panel Attendee

Conference panel attendees live an average of 4.5 years longer than the rest of us, mostly due to all the additional sleep, claims the

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November 7, 2023

Tik-Tok Raver Disappears On A Massive 30-Second Bender

“We thought we would never see him again!” The family of popular TiK-Tok raver @technoprick is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon. @technoprick

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November 6, 2023

Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup

Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said

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July 2, 2023

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Culture·Scene

Price Of Balloons Will Rise With Inflation, Warn Experts

The price of balloons is set to rise in line with inflation, say economists, balloon experts, and drug dealers. “Any balloon will rise with

May 1, 2023

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Events

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Ibiza Club Surpasses Black Hole As the Most Densely Packed Place In The Universe

Clubs

November 8, 2023

An Ibizan nightclub has been hailed by physicists as the most densely packed place in the universe, overtaking black holes, Tiesto’s head, and the blessed Madonna’s knickers to claim the

Kethead Locked In Portaloo Since 2019 ‘Glad To Be Free’

Festivals·People Of The World

May 19, 2023

A lad who purchased what he is calling ‘a fairly decent sized bag of Ket’ has this morning stumbled out of the portaloo he has called home since 2019, asking

Plastic-Free Festival In Essex Sees Five Thousand Turned Away

Festivals

April 30, 2023

An eco-friendly festival in Essex has this morning announced bankruptcy having turned away all 5000 ticket holders last weekend, as plastic was prohibited from the festival grounds. The extremely large

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As News Breaks Of His Womanising Ways, Matt Hancock Announces New DJ Alias

World

June 25, 2021

We may know him as cheeky chopped Matt Hancock, Secretary of Health and Social Care and most notably for the massive balls up he

Job Site Now Has ‘More DJs Than Beatport’

Online

February 18, 2021

Indeed.com is now the most-visited website for dance music professionals around the world, according to a herd of boring pollsters hidden in a basement

88% Of DJs Were Super-Spreaders Before Covid, Report Claims

Health & Fitness

February 17, 2021

Eighty-eight percent of touring DJs were classed as super-spreaders long before the term became known publicly, a leading Virologist has written in The New

Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill

World

January 10, 2021

President-Elect Joe Biden has announced Sven Marquardt will serve as Head Of Security at Capitol Hill following last week’s riots at the building. Sven,