Mikey

New Controller Promises Producers Unprecedented Control Over Track They Will Never Release

A new controller has promised producers unprecedented control over the track they are never going to release. The device, which features 16 pads, eight knobs, four faders and a screen that can

September 1, 2026

Producers·Tech

Vinyl DJ surrounded by our records in the snow.

Man Who Spent Life Praising Analogue Warmth Dies Cold, Wrong And Surrounded By Records

A man who spent his entire life praising the “analogue warmth” of vinyl has died cold, wrong and surrounded by records. The 54-year-old audiophile was reportedly stranded in freezing conditions following a

August 20, 2026

Fans·Vinyl

a headliner DJ complaining from his private jet

€20K Headliner Thinks Expensive Clubs Are Ruining The Culture

A house act with a history of charging fees above €20,000 per set has warned that expensive clubs are ruining dance music culture. The DJ made the comments in a heartfelt social

August 18, 2026

DJs

Chemical Brother’s “Hey Boy Hey Girl” Re-Released As “Hey They”

The Chemical Brother’s have revealed that they will be re-releasing their 1999 hit single Hey Boy Hey Girl as a gender neutral track, renamed “Hey They” and will be a far greater

April 1, 2025

DJs

Ibiza Club Surpasses Black Hole As the Most Densely Packed Place In The Universe

An Ibizan nightclub has been hailed by physicists as the most densely packed place in the universe, overtaking black holes, Tiesto’s head, and the blessed Madonna’s knickers to claim the title. Scientists

November 8, 2023

Clubs

“Best Nap I’ve Had In Years’ Says Conference Panel Attendee

Conference panel attendees live an average of 4.5 years longer than the rest of us, mostly due to all the additional sleep, claims the new International Business Techno Report On Business Trends

November 7, 2023

Industry Folk

Tik-Tok Raver Disappears On A Massive 30-Second Bender

“We thought we would never see him again!” The family of popular TiK-Tok raver @technoprick is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon. @technoprick showed up alive and well in the kitchen

November 6, 2023

Fans

Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup

Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said KINK. “You can literally do anything with this

July 2, 2023

DJs·Producers

“Maybe I’ll Do A Disco Edit?” Producer Hit By Moment Of Pure Inspiration

A bedroom producer has this morning blown the studio windows right out of their frames with a scene-changing burst of inspiration, one that is set to change the course of Electronic Music

July 2, 2023

Producers

Price Of Balloons Will Rise With Inflation, Warn Experts

The price of balloons is set to rise in line with inflation, say economists, balloon experts, and drug dealers. “Any balloon will rise with inflation – that’s common sense” claimed James Sheridan,

May 1, 2023

Culture·Scene