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Man Who Spent Life Praising Analogue Warmth Dies Cold, Wrong And Surrounded By Records

A man who spent his entire life praising the “analogue warmth” of vinyl has died cold, wrong and surrounded by records. The 54-year-old audiophile was reportedly stranded in freezing conditions following a

August 20, 2026

Fans·Vinyl

DJ Booth Surrounded By People Hoping It Has Phone Charger

A nightclub DJ booth was last night surrounded by a herd of increasingly desperate clubbers who hoped it might also function as a public phone-charging station. Witnesses said the crowd began forming

April 30, 2026

Clubs·Fans·Humans·People Of The World

Tik-Tok Raver Disappears On A Massive 30-Second Bender

“We thought we would never see him again!” The family of popular TiK-Tok raver @technoprick is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon. @technoprick showed up alive and well in the kitchen

November 6, 2023

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Girl’s Coachella Footage Wins Top Prize At Sundance Film Festival

This girls shaky camera footage shot from the crowd at Coachella has just swept the board the Sundance Film Festival, taking home ‘Best Film’, ‘Best Short Film’ and ‘Best Thing Shot During

April 25, 2023

Clubs·Fans·Festivals

Techno Fan To Be Given Full Mental Assessment After Buying Plain White T-Shirt

A techno fan is to be given a full mental assessment after she were spotted buying a plain white t-shirt last weekend. Alarms were raised after Martha Schnauzer, an art student based

August 27, 2019

Fans·People Of The World

Man In Coma After Asking Techno Producer A Question About Synth

An inquisitive man has reportedly been left in a coma after asking a techno producer a simple question about a synth they were using. Miles Davison, thirty three, was rushed to hospital

August 23, 2019

Fans·Producers

New ‘Mandy From Essex’ Doll Says ‘I’m On The Guestlist’ When You Pull Her String

Mandy From Essex, a brand new talking doll, is set to take the world by storm this Christmas. Toy experts are predicting the doll will be “like gold dust” this year with

July 30, 2019

Fans·People Of The World

Psytrance Fan Dies After Paramedic Refuses To Give Mouth To Mouth

A psytrance fan has reportedly died after a paramedic refused to attempt mouth to mouth resuscitation on him. According to witnesses, emergency services were called after the psytrance fan became ill during

May 8, 2019

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Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious

A Psytrance fan has made it his life’s ambition to become famous enough to get onto I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so he can try some of the “fine

April 10, 2019

Fans·Food·Psytrance

Man Who Spent Life Praising Analogue Warmth Dies Cold, Wrong And Surrounded By Records

DJ Booth Surrounded By People Hoping It Has Phone Charger

Tik-Tok Raver Disappears On A Massive 30-Second Bender

Girl’s Coachella Footage Wins Top Prize At Sundance Film Festival

Techno Fan To Be Given Full Mental Assessment After Buying Plain White T-Shirt

Man In Coma After Asking Techno Producer A Question About Synth

New ‘Mandy From Essex’ Doll Says ‘I’m On The Guestlist’ When You Pull Her String

Psytrance Fan Dies After Paramedic Refuses To Give Mouth To Mouth

Psytrance Fan Thinks Food On I’m A Celebrity Looks Delicious

Berlin Nightclub Berghain Introduce Secret Handshake Door Policy

“Crystal Meth Actually Good For You” Admit Doctors

“People Who Like EDM Are Technically Retarded” Claims Study

Case Closed: Tupac Death Labelled Covid-19