€20K Headliner Thinks Expensive Clubs Are Ruining The Culture
A house act with a history of charging fees above €20,000 per set has warned that expensive clubs are ruining dance music culture. The DJ made the comments in a heartfelt social
Chemical Brother’s “Hey Boy Hey Girl” Re-Released As “Hey They”
The Chemical Brother’s have revealed that they will be re-releasing their 1999 hit single Hey Boy Hey Girl as a gender neutral track, renamed “Hey They” and will be a far greater
Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup
Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said KINK. “You can literally do anything with this
Dance Music Mags Celebrate Swedish House Mafia Tour By Invoicing Them For The Coverage
Dance music magazines around the globe have been celebrating Swedish House Mafias’ latest tour, by sending them invoices specifically related to the coverage. “The amazing trio are BACK!” claimed DJ mag, in
AI Can Now Translate Anything Fisher Says Into English
Fisher’s management team is celebrating today, following the news that breakthroughs in Artificial Intelligence mean we can now translate anything that Fisher says into English. Up until now, anybody that wanted to
DJ Is An Expert At Syncing Tracks To The Firework Display, Somehow
DJs have evolved the ability to see into the future. Either that, or they’ve developed the ability to mindread stage production staff and know their every move before they make it, scientists
Warm-Up DJ Who Lost Over 40 Gigs Since March 2020 Saves €3k
Local warm-up DJ Mark Watkins has lost over 40 gigs since the pandemic first closed music venues back in March 2020. “It’s saved me over three thousand euro’” said a pretty chuffed
Covid Spread From Bats To Humans Via Marshmello, Claim Scientists
Covid-19 made from the jump from bats to humans using the popular kid’s entertainer Marshello as the catalyst, scientists from the World Health Organisation have today claimed. “We always knew the virus
32 UK DJs Found Hiding In Lorry Bound For France
A herd of migrant DJs fleeing the UK has been discovered hidden in the back of a lorry bound for France. The group, without touring visas or EU citizenship, had been hidden
DJ EZ To Listen To Tiesto For 24 Hours For Charity
DJ EZ has this morning announced his biggest undertaking yet and is set to listen to Tiesto for 24 hours non-stop in aid of Cancer Research next month. “As everybody knows, I