Dance music magazines around the globe have been celebrating Swedish House Mafias’ latest tour, by sending them invoices specifically related to the coverage.
“The amazing trio are BACK!” claimed DJ mag, in their monthly finance meeting with shareholders.
“There is nothing we love more than hearing Swedish House Mafia are about to tour. It’s one of those things that really lights the entire industry up. Some people take from the industry, and some people give to the industry. Swedish House Mafia are givers. They give, and they give, and they give, and they give”
“If only other acts had budgets like that!”
When news dropped of the trios 2023 festival dates, “BIG!” said Billboard… when asked about the budget they were given to pretend anybody wants to read more Swedish House Mafia news.
“The best thing to happen to our bank balance since the Arts Council’ read the headline over on RA, despite the fact they didn’t even cover the trio.
