Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup
Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said KINK. “You can literally do anything with this
“Maybe I’ll Do A Disco Edit?” Producer Hit By Moment Of Pure Inspiration
A bedroom producer has this morning blown the studio windows right out of their frames with a scene-changing burst of inspiration, one that is set to change the course of Electronic Music
Climate Protester Glued To The Telly
A climate protester has this morning glued himself to the telly and has told his Mum that under no circumstances will he be moved for the day. “I’ve been out all week
Kethead Locked In Portaloo Since 2019 ‘Glad To Be Free’
A lad who purchased what he is calling ‘a fairly decent sized bag of Ket’ has this morning stumbled out of the portaloo he has called home since 2019, asking builders on
Dance Music Mags Celebrate Swedish House Mafia Tour By Invoicing Them For The Coverage
Dance music magazines around the globe have been celebrating Swedish House Mafias’ latest tour, by sending them invoices specifically related to the coverage. “The amazing trio are BACK!” claimed DJ mag, in
Price Of Balloons Will Rise With Inflation, Warn Experts
The price of balloons is set to rise in line with inflation, say economists, balloon experts, and drug dealers. “Any balloon will rise with inflation – that’s common sense” claimed James Sheridan,
Girl’s Coachella Footage Wins Top Prize At Sundance Film Festival
This girls shaky camera footage shot from the crowd at Coachella has just swept the board the Sundance Film Festival, taking home ‘Best Film’, ‘Best Short Film’ and ‘Best Thing Shot During