All posts tagged "Featured"
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2.3KReal LifeHipsters Now An Endangered Species
A World Wildlife Federation, WWF, spokesperson has today confirmed that hipsters have now moved onto the endangered species list. According to our...
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2.2KSlightly StrangeIbiza Sex Worker To Have Opening Party For Legs
An Ibiza sex worker is reportedly planning a “massive opening party” for her legs later this week. Not to be outdone by...
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255CelebrityTiger Woods On The Green
International sport’s favorite pantomime villain, Tiger Woods, is reportedly on the green. Sources close to the golfer have confirmed that Woods has...
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549DJ NewsBloke Who Plays Songs At Weddings Thinks He’s A DJ
A bloke who plays songs at weddings has caused a stir in the music industry by claiming that he is an actual...
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1.2KReal LifeYard Overrun With Boys After Kelis Makes Milkshake
A yard has reportedly been “overrun with boys” after American R&B singer Kelis made a milkshake. Witnesses claim the yard became “completely...
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4.3KSlightly StrangeIkea Pills Actually A Small Bag Of Ingredients
Local drug sources have confirmed that the super strong batch of Ikea pills currently on the market are actually a small blue...
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1.7KClubbing“Free In Before 11” Secret Code For “Tickets Selling Shite”
A whistleblower within the clubbing industry has revealed that the term “free in before eleven” is actually a secret code for “tickets...
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741Real LifeNew Hipster VIP Areas Have Camomile Champagne, Gold-Plated Coco-Pops & No Working-Class Scum
In an effort to stay relevant and profitable during the current hipster recession across the UK, Hipster bars, cafes and organic porridge...
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2.2KMusic NewsRumoured Global Underground 042 Deep Dish Hawaii Actually Just A Pizza
Rumours that Deep Dish were about to record a brand new Global Underground album have been put to bed after it was...
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4.6KClubbingLad Hoping To Land “Dream Job” In Ibiza Already Quit To Become Drug Dealer
A lad who moved to Ibiza earlier this month in pursuit of his “dream job” has already quit work to become a...
