A group of club promoters has reportedly been hospitalised after, what witnesses are describing as, an excessive back-patting session. Hospital sources claim the promoters were...
In rather bizarre news from the electronic music industry, it has been revealed that approximately ninety-nine percent of Dixon’s clothes are passed down to him...
Kidnap, psychological torture and sexual abuse enthusiasts R Kelly & Joseph Fritzl have today announced an upcoming musical collaboration aptly entitled “Trapped In The Basement”,...
Footballing clothes-horse David Beckham has announced that he has successfully porked Posh Spice for a 5th time, marking the occasion with a child to be...
Dame Judi Dench has shocked the entertainment industry by announcing that she is to record a cover version of Tupac’s 1996 hit track Hit ‘Em...
In a move that is being heralded as the “sliced bread of medicine”, doctors have started using ketamine to treat ketamine addiction. After a “major...
The latest statistics from the tanning industry have confirmed that the average Essex resident is ten times more tanned than their Ibizan counterparts. Unlike the...
A World Wildlife Federation, WWF, spokesperson has today confirmed that hipsters have now moved onto the endangered species list. According to our source, Hipster numbers...
An Ibiza sex worker is reportedly planning a “massive opening party” for her legs later this week. Not to be outdone by superclubs, the Moroccan-born...
International sport’s favorite pantomime villain, Tiger Woods, is reportedly on the green. Sources close to the golfer have confirmed that Woods has been “hitting the...
A bloke who plays songs at weddings has caused a stir in the music industry by claiming that he is an actual DJ. Michael Hardy,...
A yard has reportedly been “overrun with boys” after American R&B singer Kelis made a milkshake. Witnesses claim the yard became “completely impassable” after all...
Local drug sources have confirmed that the super strong batch of Ikea pills currently on the market are actually a small blue and yellow bag...
A whistleblower within the clubbing industry has revealed that the term “free in before eleven” is actually a secret code for “tickets selling shite”. The...
Connect with us