A bedroom producer has this morning blown the studio windows right out of their frames with a scene-changing burst of inspiration, one that is set to change the course of Electronic Music forever.
“It happened over here” says James Cleverly, pointing to an old MacBook rotting on a tea-stained IKEA desk at the end of his unmade bed.
“I was sitting over there… in my recording studio, and I was thinking, what tricks have I got hidden up my sleeve today?”
“And then it hit me. It was like lightning running down my back! The biggest, bone-crushing, life-altering, scene-changing moment of inspiration I’ve had this week.”
“I’ll do a bloody disco edit!”
“Doesn’t matter what track. Actually, in another stroke of genius, I plan to search for disco edits on Beatport, and whichever one has done the best, I’m gonna do an edit of that edit… but I’m gonna do it a little bit better.”
“Larry Levan can eat my arse. The Belleville Three can suck my swiss. Kraftwerk can do one as well.”
“Today will be remembered as the day James Cleverly did a disco edit, had some cornflakes, and fucked off to the pub before lunch.”
“Strap in folks. One large slice of Music history coming right up.”