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A necrophiliac in Dusseldorf, Germany, has claimed to be “killing it” with the ladies over the past number of months. Fritz Korpsenshagger, twenty eight, has credited his recent purple patch to starting

Three people have been reported dead in an office in Dublin, Ireland, after one of them opened a not safe for work, or NSFW, webpage during office hours. The men, who have

Fears are growing in America today after it was reported that Donald Trump’s electoral Christmas Party passed off without a hitch, leaving everybody inside alive. Scores of bystanders had gathered outside L.A.’s

Lithuania’s biggest export since nitrogenous fertilizers, Ten Walls, has revealed that he hates having no income “way more” than he hates ”the gays”. Ten Walls, a.k.a. Mario Basanov, has found himself on

Defected label boss Simon Dunmore has reportedly been spotted leaving a London branch of Claire’s Accessories with six bags of “sparkly bits”. Rumours suggest that Dunmore visited the Walworth Road shop in

Following last week’s Westminster vote to sanction a campaign of airstrikes in Syria, it would appear that Capital FM DJ Tim Westwood is no longer the only cunt in England dropping bombs.

World’s number one DJs, Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike, have been forced to cancel all remaining gigs this year after the duo’s shared bunk beds collapsed while they were sleeping last night.

In shocking news from the music industry, French house duo Daft Punk have today been exposed as a clever marketing ploy to sell branded merchandise. The news broke this afternoon after a

A report issued by the Independent Association of Corpses Cadavers and Carcasses, or the IACCC, today has confirmed that county music is still responsible for more annual deaths than techno. Despite techno,