Nathon Woodhead

Trouble looms in the world of fashion as Crocs have gone public in calling out Huaraches in a battle of the bastard-shoe. It all kicked off on a night out after a

It has been confirmed that a girl heard shouting “oi oi” whilst out raving with her friends is “extremely keen” to let everybody know she is having fun. Twenty two year old

A man has been removed from a wedding following an altercation with the bride after complaining about the lack of free bar. Police were called to Rowhill Grange Hotel Spa and Utopia

Onlookers have been left confused after a local heroin addict was seen walking along the high street looking “ridiculously smug” with himself. Toothless Tim, who lives in a Brighton squat, is said

A lad who has put a digital pocket scales on his Christmas list is secretly planning to build a drugs empire to rival that of Scarface, it has been revealed. Nineteen year

A lad with a tattoo saying “Hungry For The Power” on his arm has finally decided to visit a tattoo artist with a view to getting it covered, much to the delight

A large group of ravers were left fearing the worst last weekend after seeing a man rushed out of a nightclub under the impression he had overdosed on drugs, when in fact

A large group of Londoners have started a petition to reopen popular nightclubs, The Cross, Turnmills and Bagleys following Fabric’s success in the courts last week. Old school ravers are said to

A priest has been called to a house in Wales following an incident involving a couple who have recently had a baby. Neighbours believe the new parents may be possessed by the

A pilled up lad who phoned Babestation is said to be “dreading” his phone bill, according to friends. Tim Jones, from Manchester, England, is believed to have got in from Warehouse Project