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The government has today issued a decree informing all workers returning from party-island Ibiza to put some fucking clothes on. After waves of returning workers landed across the UK and Ireland this

In scenes reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock’s, The Birds, a marauding gang of disgruntled Ibizan seagulls today shat on a potato chip and forced a tearful local ketamine dealer to eat it. The

The planned MTV spin-off series, Ibiza Shore, has been dramatically cancelled today after an open audition on the island was inundated with people who all dressed identically and fit the bill for

A self proclaimed Ibiza veteran who constantly maintains that the island “isn’t what it used to be” is only holding that opinion because he can’t handle his ketamine, it has emerged. 27

When we’re not talking absolute shite on the internet, we like to hang around DJ boxes and try and catch DJ’s up to no good. For once, we figured we might stream

An innocent man has been forcibly removed from an Ibiza club after having what has been described as a gross hairy chest. The man, 32-year-old James Atkins, who has a normal unshaved

A holidaymaker in Ibiza has arrived back to her apartment having forgotten to buy water and so is now necking Cava straight from the bottle instead claiming “fuck it, I’m on me

Ex-labour party leader Ed Miliband was spotted on Ibiza’s San Antonio beach at 6am Sunday morning having a “deep meaningful chat” with a gaggle of partygoers. Miliband was reportedly suffering a massive

A mentally challenged drug dealer, who is considering a season in Ibiza, has asked his friends whether or not he will need an NIE number to sell drugs on the Spanish party

Are you’re unsure where to go on your summer holidays this year? If you answered yes you’re probably trying to decide between Europe’s two heavyweight party capitals, Ibiza and Skegness, so we’ve