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An American submarine enthusiast has been left disappointed after making the Transatlantic journey to this year’s Sónar festival in Barcelona, Spain. Peter Morrison, a retired maritime engineer and Vietnam War veteran from

A group of mall shoppers have this week been left in a highly distressed state after a large flash mob of grown men flashed their penises at them. Flash mobs, often used

An unlucky raver has been left in a distraught state after spending all of his “weekend money” on e-cigarettes, only to discover they contain no “actual E’s”. David Ellis made the fatal

Brazilian electronic music producer Gui Boratto has made the audacious claim that, despite his nationality, he is not brilliant at football. The news comes as a massive shock to the entire world,

Google have today announced that they have struck a massive fifty billion dollar deal with God which will see them purchase large unused areas of the eternal paradise to be used for

A study carried out by the International Association of Things What Are Magic, or IATWAM, has finally answered an age old question by proving that magic mushrooms possess absolutely no form of

Small time drug dealer and wannabe rapper, Nathan Grime, has revealed that he often breaks the first rule of drug dealing by getting high on his own supply. Mr. Grime, a twenty

A lucky man is in high spirits this morning after inadvertently discovering the answer to all of his problems at the bottom of a bottle of whiskey late last night. James McNulty

Experts at the North American Transport Agency, or NATA, have today sent out a warning indicating that the EDM bandwagon is nearing capacity. Fears for the public’s safety may force government officials

International charity organisation Oxfam are about to launch a UK wide appeal in an attempt to save the nation’s forgotten progressive house DJs. Progressive house DJs were once at the forefront of