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The Vatican has dispatched its Delta Force Ghost Response Team to Birmingham, England, in response to claims that an apparition of the Virgin Mary has appeared in a bag of drugs. The

A revolutionary “smart drug”, which is said to make takers up to one hundred times smarter, is reportedly selling very well among idiots. The drug, which is called Brain-boner, was released in

An up and coming international drugs smuggler has revealed that he has been using ants to transport drugs across boarders. The Mexican based smuggler, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims he has

The aggressive house scene is a relatively new and unknown avenue of the electronic music industry. Now it seems that the genre’s time may be up before it has the chance to

Mick Hucknall has shocked the entertainment industry by announcing that he is set to make a comeback as Chucky from the popular Child’s Play movie franchise. The comeback has been popular with

EDM sensation Martin Garrix is celebrating his latest number one release – an exceptionally massive six minute piss. Garrix, known for his irrational fear of airplane toilets, is said to have been

The World Health Organosation has today revealed the shocking news that thousands of pairs of skinny jeans are suffering from neglect and malnourishment. They blame a spike in the popularity of the

London’s Metropolitan Police Service have seized a massive haul of popular party drug ketamine in what officers are describing as the “biggest bust of the year”. The discovery with an estimated street

A survey carried out by the International Association of Trends and Fads has revealed that the majority of people who considered themselves EDM fans last summer now believe they are too old