Ibiza PR Worker Sets World Record After Asking “Where You Headed Tonight?” Five Thousand Times In One Hour

San Antonio’s West End was the scene of a remarkable world record setting last night as PR worker, Steven Heally, asked holiday makers “where you headed tonight?” an unbelievable five thousand one hundred and forty six times in one hour.

Heally, originally from London, was working on the West End’s Strip when, unbeknownst to himself, he smashed the previous record, which was set in 2008 by Irishman David Fitzpatrick. Friends of Heally have confirmed that he was probably “coked up to his eyeballs” or taking “Garys” when he set the record.

Witness, Beca Smith, said Heally was “dead good at his job” and that she and her friends even came close to actually responding to his question before deciding to completely ignore him and go to Es Paradis.

Heally Spoke to Wunderground about his achievement, “I’m delighted with myself, it’s a very proud day for me and my family. Do you know if I win anything?”

“Up until now I’ve not really been doing much work, I’ve just kind of been floating around the West End drinking and taking drugs but now I’m running out of money and I’d not eaten in a few days,” he admitted, “so last night I decided I’d just approach everyone I seen and it worked, I made over twenty euros last night. I’m a little horse today but I was able to sort that out by spending my money on Ketamine and chips.”

Heally has confirmed that he won’t be letting the fame of being a world record holder go to his head and indicated that he will keep his PR job as long as it continues to support his recently acquired drug habit.