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Up and coming DJ, Martin Garrix, has said that he is happy to work for free as he is getting ‘plenty of blowjobs’ through his up tempo electrohouse sets. Garrix, who has

A young man who sensationally decided to quit Facebook for the rest of his life has shocked his friends by reactivating his account a mere two hours later. Andrew Bradley (21), a

George Bush Senior has cast his political dynasty into shame after reportedly pissing in the iconic White House fountain. Bush Senior was in the capital for the annual ex-presidents reunion dinner when

Last night, Mitch Kramer, a fifteen year old high school freshman from Clarksville near Austin, Texas, when asked if he had a “joint”, was told that it would be “a lot cooler”

Canadian electro house producer Deadmau5 has today confirmed that he is to make a guest appearance on the world famous children’s TV show Sesame Street. The announcement has been met with opposition from

South African DJ Protoculture has upset the entire trance community by insisting the genre will never again reach the dizzying heights of the 1990’s and labelling trance fans as ‘too smart’. Protoculture,

Pop singer Nicki Minaj’s world famous ass has become sentient and today announced that it is set for an unlikely career as a DJ. Minaj’s posterior is said to have out grown

A friendly and “genuinely nice” local doorman has been told by his superiors to “get lessons in being more of a belligerent cunt” or risk losing his job. Drama student, Michael Murray,

Marcus Worgull & Peter Pardeike’s Blythe is a deep and spooky groover and it’s also today’s Track Of The Day. You’ll find this track on the Lenoix EP which is available now

The dignity of EDM superstar Steve Aoki has been unwittingly discovered in a storage locker in Sacramento, California, during an episode of popular reality television series Storage Wars. The dignity, which was