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Rumours emerging from Hollywood suggest that DJ Sneak has been asked to play Jabba the Hutt in the next installment of the Star Wars franchise. Sneak, best known for being an insufferable

The American Liberal Front, or ALF, have announced that Black Friday is to be renamed “The Friday After We Celebrate Europeans Arriving And Slaughtering All The Natives” because “Black” sounds a bit

In a world ever more catered to people with a total lack of common sense, Facebook have announced that they have completely removed all fake news from the social media site. In

An entire generation of people who have never stepped one foot inside London’s infamous Fabric nightclub have spoke of their “delight and excitement” at the prospect of the club reopening. News that

Islington Council have released a press statement which claims they were “only joking” when they revoked Fabric’s license earlier this year. In what is being described as the biggest bluff since Brexit,

Just hours after Kanye West was reportedly hospitalised, a fly on the wall of a private UCLA Hospital room has apparently asked for a transfer. Freddy “Fifty Eyes” Flapflap, the fly in

An English girl has had her night well and truly ruined after getting her ket spoon caught in her septum piercing. Julia Rooney, from Liverpool, was forced to leave Garlands nightclub just

Becoming a DJ is now the best option for people with a failed music career, according to nasal voiced half-wit Dane Bowers. The former Another Level band member, Bowers, best known for

A doctor in california has shocked the local population by revealing that Dan Bilzerian is now more STI than man. Bilzerian, best known for being a warbling shite hawk with an affinity