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An unfortunate English DJ has reportedly lost his dick after failing to respond to a Facebook chain letter. Reports suggest that Michael Cox, a.k.a. DJ Micky Cox’s, penis simply “fell off” on

Having recently been at the center of what can only be described as a social media shitstorm, Hannah Wants yesterday issued a rather unapologetic apology after blatantly ripping off Joy Orbison &

According to Wunderground sources, taking your jacket off is now the best way to fool bouncers. Reports from within the bouncer community have revealed that bouncers are “powerless” to spot people they

According to NASA, American DJ Danny Tenaglia is set to be named as the new Man in the Moon. Tenaglia rose to prominence in the late 90s after a release on the

American EDM novelty act Marshmello has sickened his fans after revealing a horribly disfigured face. Best known for making a mockery of the industry, Marshmello is easily recognisable by his large marshmallow

A bedroom DJ has reportedly ripped the fabric of time by playing a selection of bigroom tracks in his little bedroom. Doomsday scientists believe that DJ Mark Swallows’ error could have set

Walking on ket is set to make its debut as a Paralympic event later this weekend. According to event officials, the race, which will take place over forty meters, is set to

Scientists in America are believed to have made a major breakthrough in the development of the world’s first anti-EDM vaccine. According to Dr Petula Merriblossom, of the American Vaccines Association, a full

Do Not Sleep resident Darius Syrossian has been tipped to be named as London’s next Night Mayor. According to the current Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, Syrossian’s experience in the clubbing industry

According to a leading music journalist, EDM is just like an onion because it stinks and makes people cry. Rolling Stone reporter Barry Holmes made the claims during a rare radio interview