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A forty eight year old man who has been posing as a twenty one year old girl on Tinder for the last six months can’t figure out why he is finding it

The paranoia levels at a house party reached unprecedented levels last night after a bloke claimed that he couldn’t find his bag of coke. Peter Winslow, seen by many at the party

A girl who went black in early 2007 has shocked the entire world by officially going back earlier this week. Margaret Smith, a thirty eight year old office worker from Slough, England,

In a bizarre turn of events, Sinn Fein president, and hipster heartthrob, Gerry Adams has been named as the new CEO of Resident Advisor, or RA as they are more commonly known.

Swedish furniture supremos Ikea have announced that they are preparing to release a line of fully functional flat pack nightclubs. According to Lars Johnson, Ikea’s head of design, the four thousand square

A bedroom DJ has had a lucky escape today after burning his house down while using homemade pyrotechnics during an improvised in house performance. Curtis Gaffney, a.k.a. DJ Gaff, claimed that he

The world’s leading photography based mobile app, SnapChat, has launched a brand new “one eyed ketamine” filter. According to app developers, the latest filter on the mobile app will allow users to

News emerging from the United States this morning suggests that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was unfortunately “pulling a whitey” for twenty years before his death. Doctor Nicholas Ramoray, of

An Irish alcoholic, who has spent the last eight weeks in rehab, has claimed that he currently gets the same buzz from drinking tea as he did from drinking vodka. Aaron Masterson,

A New York based holistic healer has claimed that she can give a man a “euphoric feeling” simply by rubbing his testicles. Rose Petal Walker, known locally as a “free spirit” and