Girl Who Went Black Officially Goes Back


A girl who went black in early 2007 has shocked the entire world by officially going back earlier this week.

Margaret Smith, a thirty eight year old office worker from Slough, England, recently split from her long term partner Leroy Campbell and has since found a new lover.

“I went black with Leroy, whose parents are from Jamaica, back in 2007 and we were really happy together for almost nine years,” explained Ms Smith earlier. “Then, about three months ago, I caught him ripping me off with one of my best mates so I told him to sling his hook. Yeah, he might have been hung like a boa constrictor but this girl aint gonna put up with that shit. No way.”

“Then a couple of weeks ago I met Nigel,” continued Margaret. “He’s a lovely bloke but, at first, I wasn’t really sure if I wanted to get involved with him, because, you know? The old saying ‘once you go black you never go back’, I was really worried about what society would think of me but I was worrying about nothing, it’s been totally fine.”

“To be honest, I never seen myself going back but that’s just life, when it throws you lemons you just gotta catch ‘em and stick ‘em up your fanny,” joked Smith. “I hardly even notice that Nigel’s cock is only about a third of the size of Leroy’s, it doesn’t bother me at all, sure I can get off on my finger and I’m just mad for the ‘D’ so any pole’s a goal. You know what I mean?”

According to reports, as many as two out of three people who go black eventually go back, although, according to word on the street, one out of every five people who go white consider it “shite”

Girl Who Went Black Officially Goes Back

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