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The number of females slipping in mud at festivals is reportedly up by over sixty percent this year because “bitches be trippin’”. The latest statistics revealed that approximately twenty five thousand females

A man who was playing Pokémon Go in Ibiza last night is believed to have accidentally walked into Es Paradis. Andrew Carter, a twenty three year old bartender from Basingstoke, England, is

Wyclef Jean has today cheered his family and friends up by revealing that he is ahead of schedule and will only be gone until October and not November as he had originally

The latest news coming from Hungary today suggests the two girls found unconscious in DVBBS’s dressing room, after their performance at Balaton Sound festival last Saturday, fell into a “deep coma like

Nina Kraviz was last night officially named as Nina Kraviz’s biggest fan in an award ceremony in Irkutsk, the Russian DJ’s hometown. Kraviz reportedly made a clean sweep at the Annual Nina

An early morning alcohol free rave, which was held yesterday in the Shoreditch area of London, England, has been declared shit by everyone who attended. The rave, which was called B-Rave Heart,

News emerging from Scotland this afternoon suggests that the Slam Tent is set to be named as a national monument. The Slam Tent, which featured at last weekend’s T in the Park

A nightclub bouncer has been left shocked and extremely embarrassed after discovering a man actually pooing in a toilet cubicle. Jimmy “Tiny” Dawson, a senior security officer at Scarborough’s Bacchus nightclub, has

A man who boasted that he could find drugs in any city in the world has remarkably bought a bag of cocaine in the Vatican. Andrew Burrows, a thirty year old tourist,

A man who mistook a festival portiloo for an elevator while high on acid has said that he “probably won’t go back to the basement” after climbing into the portable toilet’s tank