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A man who claimed that taking down his tent after a recent festival was ”impossible”, has been revealed as a fraud after admitting that he just “couldn’t be arsed”. Paul Whelan claimed

It has been reported in Canada, that DJ Sneak is set to bring beef to a neighbour’s BBQ later this evening. It is not yet clear whether Sneak, best known for being

In a shocking statistic from the dance music community, it appears that Armin van Buuren receives over two hundred and fifty thousand unwanted hugs every year because he constantly has his arms

An English stoner is hoping to get himself healthy by swapping joints for weed that has been blended in a Nutribullet. Jake Stevens, who has spent the last six years eating microwaved

A man who claimed that he doesn’t need to take drugs to enjoy a night out has reportedly drank a full bottle of vodka before leaving his house. Matt Blair, know locally

Reports from the music industry indicate that Calvin Harris has identified Ed Sheeran as his next potential pop star love interest. Harris, best known for serial dating pop stars in order to

An English adrenaline junkie has moved onto smack after discovering that heroin is up to twenty times cheaper than base-jumping. Stuart Grayson, a thirty year old investment banker, claims he made the

English dance music stalwart Carl Cox is set to be named as the manager of the English football team later this week after talks with the FA were labeled a “huge success”.

A health conscious raver is hoping that taking green pills counts as one of his five a day after a weekend spent drinking and taking drugs. Twenty eight year old Jacob Steinberg