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A drug mule was left pleasantly surprised after having a “thoroughly enjoyable experience” while smuggling drugs, across an international border, up his bum. Alan Vaticy, whose name is an anagram of anal

In a Wunderground exclusive, Italian techno DJ and label boss Marco Carola has revealed that he was very close to “turning the music off” during his epic twenty-four hour set in 2015.

A local pot head has reportedly asked one of his friends if he has ever heard of “the.. eh.. fucking.. what d’you call it?”. William Morgan was left none the wiser after

David Zowie’s track House Every Weekend took the clubbing world by storm back in 2015, DJs in clubs, disco bars and pubs all over the world were playing the track three or

In a Wunderground exclusive, Dutch hardman and professional DJ Hardwell has announced that he is to embrace his elvish ancestry and move to the forest for a more relaxed life. Hardwell, a

A British schoolboy has rewritten the history books of comedy by hilariously renaming the Prime Minister “Theresa Gay”. Ben Harlow, a twelve-year-old from Birmingham, England, achieved legend status among his peers after

A skinhead who was recently on the sesh has reportedly accused foreigners of “coming over here and taking our drugs”. Brian “Adolf” Downing, a member of the English Defence League from Doncaster,

A man who is this morning volunteering as a nude model in a still life drawing class is regretting his decision to take pills last night. Steven Murray, a twenty-three-year-old student who

A bloke who was taking acid earlier this week has claimed that he was able to see the Northern Lights, from London, in the middle of April. Despite it being scientifically impossible,

Goldilocks has reportedly been left in a “catastrophic K-hole” after sniffing Baby, Mammy and Daddy Bear’s lines of ketamine. It is not yet clear why Goldilocks was in the Bear’s house, although,