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In what is being touted as the biggest fall from grace since Arnold Schwarzenegger swapped terminating for politics, American EDM corporation, SFX Entertainment, is now being held together by an intricate web

A team of top scientists have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that drink taste 99% better when it is free. Speaking at the Annual Scientists’ Piss Up, researcher Dick Hambone, confirmed what

World renowned cry baby, DJ Sneak, is reportedly running out of people to block from his Twitter account. Sneak, who currently has about 65% of the estimated three hundred and sixteen million

The Union of Great British Mugs have categorically denied that their members are in any way more inclined to use drugs than any other people. Mug spokesperson Billy China claimed that people

An Irish girl has cancelled her Netflix account “for good” after receiving news that she was pregnant for the third time in four years. Melissa Matthews, a twenty eight year old full

An Englishman has been left nearly half a million pounds out of pocket after impulsively buying twenty kilos of cocaine while watching an episode of Narcos. Graeme “Pablo” Dawson, thirty three, is

A survey carried out by the North Korean Central Agency claims that 99% of North Korean people are happy with their lives after watching a mandatory episode of Geordie Shore last weekend.

Kim Jong-un has denied accusations labeling him a “laptop DJ” and declared that he would never use the sync button because there is “only one big red button [he’ll] ever press”. Jong-un

Reports from the North Korean Central News Agency today have confirmed that Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, has had a record breaking six thousandth Billboard Chart Number 1. The news means that Kim

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, has announced that he is to change his name to Bae Money in an attempt to appeal more to the US Market. Reports