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In possibly her most challenging role to date, Jennifer Aniston, has been cast to play French EDM superstar David Guetta in a movie about the DJ’s life. Guetta has enjoyed an astronomical

A shit talking stoner hippy has annoyed everyone at a house party by continuously claiming that he once rolled a joint so big that he had to use sixty skins. According to

A london dealer has fooled nobody after claiming that his gear is so good that you’ll only need a tiny key of it to get you “proper buzzing”. Despite not caring for

Reports from the canine community this morning have revealed that the world’s happiest dog, Blitz the Pit Bull, has had a bit of a “ruff life”. Speaking from his plush kennel, with

A secondary school in Amsterdam, The Netherlands, has announced controversial plans to introduce experimenting with drugs to their science curriculum. The Cruyff Gymnasium, in the city’s Zeeburg District, has presented a fifty

Puppet and music producer Flat Eric has announced that he has split with his long time music production partner, Mr. Oizo, because he’s sick of having the Frenchman’s hand up his arse.

Nightmares On Wax has confirmed that the remainder of his North American tour has been cancelled due to sleep deprivation. Nightmares On Wax, real name George Evelyn, traveled to America earlier this

SFX Entertainment have continued their quest to consume every music festival ever known to human existence, like an unquenchable black hole, by buying the rights to the very first festival to be

A wannabe EDM producer from Kansas City, Missouri, has claimed to have installed a “state of the art home studio” after buying a second hand laptop and downloading a cracked copy of

A local DJ has been left shocked after discovering that none of his 1200 Facebook fans cared about what he had for his dinner. Paul Starr, aka DJ Starrbook a pseudonym cleverly