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Morning TV presenter and object of millions of OAP’s lust, Eamonn Holmes, has recorded a drum and bass album made entirely with the rumblings of his stomach. Holmes, best known for his

A DJ from Doncaster, South Yorkshire, has been assaulted in a London nightclub after putting a donk on a deep house track. Karl Metcalf, a.k.a. DJ KM, was playing a one off

An Irishman’s attempt to give up drugs for lent is still on track after he successfully convinced himself that cigarettes and alcohol don’t count. Mark Murphy decided to purge his body of

Austrian meat puppet turned American politician, Arnold Schwarzenneger, reportedly left a party early last night but before making his exit he made the ominous promise that he’ll be back. The Terminator actor

The EDM High Council has today distanced itself from the popular acronym PLUR after it was revealed that it actually stands for “Police Love Unnecessary Rampage”. The acronym has become an integral

Rapper 50 Cent has announced that he is to relaunch himself as an EDM artist under the name “Half A Pill” later this year. 50, real name Curtis Jackson, made the announcement

Bearded millionaire trustfund shit-bucket, Dan Bilzerian, has proven beyond all reasonable doubt that money can buy anything, except a personality. Bilzerian, who is idolised globally by teenage boys due to the number

Robin Thicke’s estranged wife, Paula Patton, has claimed that she is “not even slightly surprised” that her former partner ripped off Marvin Gaye. Speaking just days after Thicke, along with Pharrell Williams

An American EDM fan has been left utterly devastated after failing to find world famous German nightclub Berghain while visiting Berlin, Wisconsin. Annie Schmidt, who claims to be a “real EDM fan”

Following a number of successful extended sets at the Greenwich based Ibizian embassy, VIVa boss Steve Lawler is set to push himself and 3000 others to the extremities of stamina and on-one-ness