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Ket users the world over have confirmed that they will never take ket again after things got “a bit weird”, it has emerged. Ketamine, also know in some circles as regretamine, has

An American family planning association has put forward a proposal for “fingering zones” at EDM events in an attempt to cut the number of unplanned pregnancies happening at the popular teenage destinations.

A lad who was recently spotted doing yoga at a music festival is one hundred percent certain that he is better than you. Michael O’Brien, who could be seen in various poses

A young man who took ten tabs of ecstasy last night is having trouble figuring out why he is feeling depressed today. 21-year-old David Williams reportedly cut off his pony tail off

An Irish party girl is having a “total fucking conniption” this morning after waking up and forgetting whereabouts on her head her eyebrows were supposed to be. Jess Harris, a 19-year-old beauty

Internationally acclaimed knobhead, Diplo, is believed to now consider himself bigger than Jesus after appearing on the DJ Mag Top 100 DJs in three different forms. The DJ, best known for being

During an intense pre-gaming session in his house before hitting the club, 24-year-old Chris Wicke, made the claim that he was going to “own the dance floor” – causing suspicion that he

New research released today has concluded that 90% of people only take drugs to keep themselves awake through the after party. People who take drugs, rather than being feckless, shifty reprobates with

A self-confessed old skooler has today admitted that he doesn’t even attempt to listen to new music in case it’s shit. Alex Loughby from Leeds, made the admission this morning when a