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Primary schools all over Belgium remained closed today as students were given the chance to celebrate Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike being named DJ Mag’s number 1 DJ. Brothers Dimitri Vegas &

Everybody loves a happy ending! Princesses, princes, little girls, talking frogs and of course big-name shitehead DJs. But which of these two big name shitehead DJs do you think could last the

Kim Jong-un has denied accusations labeling him a “laptop DJ” and declared that he would never use the sync button because there is “only one big red button [he’ll] ever press”. Jong-un

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, has announced that he is to change his name to Bae Money in an attempt to appeal more to the US Market. Reports

There was widespread shock this morning when a self-confessed Bob Marley fanatic was revealed to be unable to skin a spliff. 25-year-old Jim Hutch, a white guy who wears his head in

There was widespread shock this morning when a self-confessed Bob Marley fanatic was revealed to be unable to skin a spliff. 25-year-old Jim Hutch, a white guy who wears his head in

A silent disco in East London has been forced to close by authorities after local residents put down their foie gras for one second and complained it was too loud and they

Despite routinely hating on foreigners and actively posting xenophobic remarks under entirely unrelated Youtube videos, it was today observed that committed racist and xenophobe, Nathan Burgess, is still kind of okay with

The pig at the centre of the Piggate scandal, involving David Cameron allegedly placing his penis into the pig’s mouth, has today spoken of his shame and humiliation at “being associated with

Following revelations that British Prime Minister David Cameron allegedly placed his penis into the open mouth of a dead pig, Boris Johnson’s fat mouth has insisted that “isn’t the most vile place