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A first time festival goer who reportedly “found himself” in a yurt at Secret Solstice is believed to have missed the entire festival after his spiritual awakening. Will Short, an eighteen-year-old floor

Rough Trade sensationally announced earlier today that, with immediate effect, they will be ceasing to sell anything in their stores other than overpriced coffee, organic hummus and “the odd bit” of endlessly

A festival goer who spent the weekend wearing tiger paint and roaring at innocent punters, who were wonking about trying to have fun on a bit too much ket, has been sensationally

An independent report published by the British Arts Council today sensationally declared the once internationally respected genre of dubstep is “now more damaging to a DJ’s career trajectory than homophobia”. The report,

London’s position as one of the most culturally influential cities in the world was revealed to be under threat earlier this week when it was announced that London Nightlife has now been

A bedroom dubstep producer who earlier today was found claiming on social media that “the heads aren’t even ready for this new tune I’m about to drop; I’ve spent six hours building

There has been shock and outrage from an overwhelming majority of Britain’s music festival organisers this week following on from the human Dairylea dunker George Osbourne’s budget announcement earlier in the month. With

There was widespread despair and outrage today in the small Welsh town of Crickhowell after what was presumed to be a missing toddler, who was heard howling from the depths of a

The Universe’s Busiest DJ ™, DJ EZ, has recently announced plans to simultaneously play the opening parties of two black holes on opposing sides of our solar system. Sources claim that EZ