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Fans of famed Chicago DJ and producer, Felix Da Housecat, will be saddened by the news that he has “completely lost interest in music” since his owners had him neutered. “Ever since

Outspoken head of the Catholic Church and God’s representative on Earth, Pope Francis, has claimed that banging “techno gives me a fucking break from all this christmas music” being played constantly during the

An ex-raver had the shock of his life when during an evening of whimsical reminiscing he was sucked into a time portal and transported back almost two decades. Alun Zammoman was quietly

A young clubber who suffered from stage fright while attempting to use a urinal in a packed nightclub toilet hopes that no-one notices that he just stood there “pretending to piss.” “I

The induction of Christmas jumpers into the category of “things you can wear in public without being verbally or physically assaulted” has led sociologists to investigate whether the UK’s usually brimming reservoirs

Shocking developments from the north pole today reveal that popular red-nose reindeer, Rudolph, has been admitted to a drug rehabilitation center for a suspected addiction to cocaine. Santa is said to be

This is just an absolute classic! Was reminded of it the other day and have had it in my head all weekend so had to make it Track of the Day! Equally

Bouncy bit of garage-y house here from Allusion taken from the forthcoming Pure Deep House album. Some tasty cuts across the whole album! Get on it and pick up a copy here.

In a shocking revelation that could end his flourishing career, it was revealed today by label bosses that Bonobo has been caught listening to Christina Aguilera prior to one of the live

Unemployed music fan, Jonny Trayer, is said to be distraught after finding out that his favourite musician is set to make the shock his fan base by trying to sell his music