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An obnoxious randomer who blagged his way back to the house party is reportedly “not impressing anyone” with his constant bullshit despite the fact that he is being overly generous with his

This track is well slick! Playing this a lot last Monday when I needed a break from the heavier beats. It’s a lovely little chiller of a track from Movement and it’s

Two heroes on one track today as Timo Maas‘s, Tantra, gets the James Teej treatment! Deep, rolling and emotive today’s Track of the Day is available through Rockets & Ponies and can be

A young drug dealer who likes to use the popular “handshake handoff” when passing drugs to his customers has admitted that it feels “shit cool.” Nineteen year old Sam Barnes from Liverpool,

We really like this dark, dance floor shaker from DJ Linus. Who Stole The Soul is out now on Get Physical and is available to buy here. Dust off those dancing shoes

Fans of ageing dance pioneer Paul Oakenfold have finally been located following an agonizing search which took authorities the best part of a decade. “We were about to give up hope,” claimed

Happy Tuesday! No, I’m only kidding, it’s still a poxy hangover recovery day for all concerned! Here’s some soothing beats to ease those weary heads…It’s Track Of The Day with a pretty

The revelation that Klangkarussell’s debut UK live shows contain multiple songs has caused controversy among “fans” of the Austrian duo’s body of work, which reviewers have described as “endearingly concise.” The back

College students across the country are reportedly “ecstatic” about the prospect of “incessantly moaning” for an entire fortnight during the busy Christmas exam period. Most students have reported that this time of

A young dance music fan, who reportedly has no musical aspirations whatsoever, is considered “weird” by his friends for not having even the slightest ambition to become a DJ. James Crawford made