It has been revealed that a a non-drug taker, who recently attended his first rave, had no idea why people were being so friendly and is said to have been “freaked out”
Reports from San Antonio, Ibiza, have emerged of an extremely rare sighting of a Scottish man not in a Glasgow Rangers or Glasgow Celtic football top. Historically, San Antonio has been a
It has been revealed that a policeman working at a house music festival was overheard telling a colleague that his day consisted of “lovely people” and “shit music”, referring to it as
A man who uploaded his seven kilometer run to Facebook is believed to be a bit “fucked off” that his post failed to receive a single like. Thirty five year old Darren
Shock waves have rippled around Ibiza this afternoon after a man donning the highly trendy yet incredibly hated man-bun hairstyle, also known as a top-knot, has turned out to be a very
A twenty one year old boy from Berkshire, England, is said to have been left “baffled” and “bewildered” after buying a gram of cocaine at a festival which turned out to be
It has been revealed that The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) is in talks with internet sensation, Techno Viking, regarding an opportunity to take up a role as a new villain in the
A new father who claimed his raving days were numbered has recently been spotted in world famous nightspot Fabric. On the birth of his first child, thirty four year old Kyle Beckett
The parents of a boy who took his first ecstasy tablet expect his full transformation into a crack-head to happen any day now. Geoff and Denise Herbert of Oxford, England, have gone
Nineteen year old Louisa Reynolds, from Manchester, England, has gone public in her appreciation of Elrow, claiming he is the “sickest DJ out there”. The self-confessed “deep house addict” found herself involved