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A guy who prides himself on being an expert on all things techno, and builds his entire personality around how cool he is for being into the genre, is secretly relieved whenever

It has been revealed today that the world’s only novelty mayor, Boris Johnson, has reportedly been welcoming dignitaries visiting London by offering them a cheeky dab of mandy. Johnson, the ironic politician

British DJ and musician, Deekline, has reportedly been admitted into professional care for treatment of recurring nightmare in which the terrified DJ remixes Calvin Harris. Deekline, real name Nicholas Annand, says that

Last night 25-year old Mike Newport got into an underground club in Berlin, despite not having a beard, being moderately well dressed and speaking only some German. The young partygoer from England

A young drug dealer has been heralded as a hero after becoming the first one in existence to openly admit that his shit isn’t that good. Bucking a tradition that goes back

A U.S. chemist has this week become world famous after creating the world’s first Supersized ecstasy tablet – which reportedly is the size of wheel and contains enough MDMA to get a

Vile harpy, courter of needless controversy and ironic body shamer, Katie Hopkins, is set to replace Kanye West at Glastonbury following the success of a petition to have the much maligned rapper

Rambling on about old episodes of Saturday morning cartoons and children’s TV is still the best part of the stoned, comedown, nonsense that ravers engage in after a night clubbing, a study

The massive, inflated head of self designated rap icon, Kanye West, is set to be responsible for a worldwide solar eclipse beginning at 8.45am GMT tomorrow morning 20th of March 2015. This

Headphones designed by a London electronics company, Blindsound, have claimed to have perfected a brand of headphones which render the wearer invisible on public transport. “For years people have wanted to trudge