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Irn-Bru Jackmaster

Irn-Bru Made From Hungover Tears Of Jackmaster

The main ingredient for anomalously popular Scottish soft drink Irn-Bru, often a closely guarded secret, has this week been revealed to be the salty, hungover tears of Scottish record spinner Jackmaster. Jackmaster,
February 17, 2015
Tiesto Now Just A Softdrink

Tiesto Relaunches Self As Soft Drink

Dutch EDM star Tiesto has today relaunched himself as a soft drink. From now on Tiesto’s main job description will be changed from “formerly loved trance DJ/EDM hack” to “soft drinks ambassador”
February 15, 2015
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