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Taking ecstasy is a right laugh, according to the world’s millions of clubbers. The international brigade of white glove wearing, sweaty jaw acrobats made the statement in light of recent bad press

Despite the prevailing notion that some of the best music in history was composed by musicians off their nuts on drugs, making music while high is actually quite difficult. Andrew Taylor, a

The main stage at award-winning London dance music festival We Are FSTVL is set to wow the festival community by constructing a stage which will be visible from space, according to organisers.

Under fire US disc spinner and producer, Diplo, is this week undergoing groundbreaking surgery to finally remove the massive dick that has been steadily growing from the front of his head. The

A young producer signed to London based record label, Hot Creations, has this morning had his contract terminated after it emerged that the beatmaker had passed a routine drugs test. David Jackson,

Studies have confirmed that music is the only thing worthwhile in your pathetic excuse for a life. “Selfie sticks, Instagram followers and your blog all mean nothing in the long run and

Channel 4 news anchor and saving grace, Jon Snow, has today downed 24 bottles of popular blue piss WKD in a bid to see the effects of alcohol. The experiment is being

The main ingredient for anomalously popular Scottish soft drink Irn-Bru, often a closely guarded secret, has this week been revealed to be the salty, hungover tears of Scottish record spinner Jackmaster. Jackmaster,

Dutch EDM star Tiesto has today relaunched himself as a soft drink. From now on Tiesto’s main job description will be changed from “formerly loved trance DJ/EDM hack” to “soft drinks ambassador”

The concerned parents of a Cardiff teenager are reportedly angry that their youngest daughter Alice is spending all of her time secluded in her room playing turntables that they bought her as