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Humans now favour playing around on their phones more than enjoying physical intimacy with another person, it has been revealed. A report from the Berkeley Institute of Studies claims that the vast

Fascistic UKIP hate-trumpeteer, Nigel Farage, and banker ball-fondler, David Cameron, have today put aside their marginal policy differences to go halves on a bag. The historic bag-sharing accord has been hailed as

Incorrectly named reality TV shit-pipe, MTV, made headlines today after the channel accidentally broadcast a music video It is suspected that program controllers at the internationally known station forgot to line up

This years edition of North American EDM-fest and mecca for scantily clad teenagers, Electric Daisy Carnival is set to be headlined by some sort of app. The announcement that the festival would

In a further cautionary measure to prevent London’s clubbers from dying in a pool of their own ecstasy flecked vomit or, God forbid, having a good time, all London nightclubs have now

A quarry in the U.K. became the centre of the dance music world today when workers uncovered a lump of misshapen granite in the shape of former trance legend and now EDM-flogger,

Sports presenter, part-time bear lookalike and evening TV constant, Adrian Chiles, has been named the new face of British grime – despite his face looking like a chewed up toffee. The strangely

Perma-tanned troll doll, reality TV piss-bucket and sometime DJ Pauly D is reportedly teaming up with music tech company Pioneer to release the world’s first DJ booth that doubles up as a

Soon-to-be former Liverpool professional footballer and amateur DJ assaulter, Steven Gerrard, has today expressed how much he’s looking forward to beating up defenseless DJs in New York. The Liverpudlian, famous for never

In a bid to escape the repetitive ket-flavoured nightmare of another tech-house clubnight a young clubber has resigned himself to a night of watching paint dry. James Marsh, who has spent every