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Dave Clarke “Makes A Shit Cup Of Tea”

Shocking news has emerged from the dance music world today that claims techno stalwart Dave Clarke “makes a shit cup of tea”. This absolutely harrowing suggestion was made by a source close
May 14, 2014

13 Year Old DJ “Only In It For The Sex”

Following in the footsteps of freakishly young DJs like Martin Garrix and Aiden Jude, a 13 year old DJing prodigy has admitted that the only reason he has become a DJ “to
May 13, 2014

Facebook Stalking Now World’s Most Popular Hobby

Research has shown that stalking potential sex partners on social networking site, Facebook, is now the most popular activity in the world. The research, carried out at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology,
May 13, 2014

Las Vegas Rebranded As DJ Retirement Home

EDM capital of America, Las Vegas, home to some of dance music’s most well known past their best DJs, such as Paul Oakenfold, is set to rebrand itself as a DJ retirement
May 12, 2014
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