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A shocking report has confirmed the long held suspicion that beatboxers were somehow cheating by making the sounds of music with their mouths claiming that all of them have been faking it

A new study conducted by the Department of Important Studies has revealed that your DJ aspirations are “a pathetic dream and that you should give up trying immediately”. “Wanting to become a

An industry source has claimed that a startling 85% of all EDM music produced currently has been ‘ghost written’ by an especially angry swarm of bees. The bees, who have yet to

Studies have finally shown conclusively the exact moment when manhood is reached to be “whenever a young man gets his first round of drinks in”. “Forget pubes, forget dropped voices and balls,

It has today been revealed that the drug dealer who provided cocaine to celebrity chef Nigella Lawson (pictured) is offering customers an exclusive 7-course drug tasting menu. The dealer, who we can’t

A young ecstasy user has tragically lost his jaw while taking an “extremely strong batch” of the party drug at a local house party with friends. Nathan Blake, a self described 24

In a bid to cut down on the amount of splash back making it onto the world’s public toilet seats new government guidelines on appropriate drunken behaviour have suggested that men “such

A young man has reportedly “wanked himself into a coma” today after being left alone with a laptop for five minutes. The incident, believed to have taken place this morning while his

It has emerged that cocaine, as well as being a great stimulant for ravers, plot point in crime films and facilitator for talking about screenplays, is also great for “scoring milfs” according

A study published today by the Drugs Council has determined that illegal drugs like ecstasy and ketamine are “better than religion”. Echoing John Lennon’s famous statement that The Beatles were “bigger than