In news that is set to rock the world’s of film and music hairy French EDM star David Guetta has been cast in the role of Chewbacca in the upcoming Star Wars
It has emerged today that US performer Steve Aoki is quitting being an EDM DJ to join the cast of the World Wrestling Entertainment as a professional wrestler. Steve, who has never
A lump of human shit has been widely touted as “the next Calvin Harris” by EDM blogs and commentators. The lump of shit, reported to be 6-feet tall, man-shaped and formed from
Perma-tanned pop super pimp Simon Cowell has reportedly been masturbating profusely about the “silly money” he’s expecting to make since news of his upcoming DJ X Factor show was announced last week.
A report published today claims that most young people now receive the vast majority of their exercise by dancing at all night raves. “In the increasingly sedentary work environment of most young
EDM superstar David Guetta has announced that his upcoming tour will be performed exclusively by an extremely life like cardboard cut out of his own body. “Well there’s no real need for
A heroic young pigeon has today been honoured for its contribution to humanity after it took a dump directly into the open mouth of EDM star Calvin Harris from 30 metres in
Shocking reports have just arrived into the Wunderground office today which suggest that a stoned young man, under the influence of the devil’s weed, has walked into a room and then immediately
Music festivals worldwide made a joint announcement today that all of their promotional videos, which would formerly highlight the entire palette of the festival experience, will now be “just random shots of
Ibiza club DC10 has today announced pioneering plans for the coming summer season that will see the popular club “go all the way to 11”. “We’ve been going to 10 for years