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A study published today by the Institute of Drugs indicates that the consumption of drugs cures boredom. “Drugs are an irrefutable cure for the experience of boredom,” claimed the study leader Terence

It has emerged today that anyone who is hoping to remain sober for the next few days is set to have their plans for sobriety ruined by the oncoming occurrence of the

Reports from Las Vegas have emerged which claim that Dutch DJ Afrojack has become involved in an altercation with a paparazzo who it is claimed failed to recognise the superstar DJ while

A report released today by the Department of Health claims that DJ mixers contain more germs than an average toilet seat with one unnamed DJ reporting that he caught chlamydia from using

Police forces in countries around the world have today issued a warning to all owners of Native Instrument’s Traktor DJing software to make sure that they, or any other Traktor DJs they

A young laptop DJ has reportedly played an entire set without realising that he was also playing unmuted pornography in another window on his computer without the audience even noticing. “I was

The International DJ Society today announced the heartening news that vinyl-only DJs like Sven Vath (pictured) have been removed from the endangered species list. “Well historically all DJs were vinyl-only,” said Chief

A young hipster who struggles to grow a beard is reportedly feeling left out of the current male fashion trend of wearing a large fully grown beard as modeled by such luminaries

Techno fans across the world who last weekend attended one of dance music’s biggest weekends, Time Warp in Mannheim, are being treated for a specific type of depression which doctors have described

British songstress Jessie J today came out as a normal non-musical person after admitting that her singing career, which saw her top the charts around the world, was just an experimental phase