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Groundbreaking new public decency laws set to be introduced next year have stated that all future music videos, rather than being tasteful, interesting or arty, must appeal to the lowest common denominator

An historian of electronic music, Paul Anderson, who has been researching the history of the dance music industry has made the startling and worrying discovery that rhythm is not a dancer, as had

Superstar pop producer and notorious “press-play” DJ David Guetta reportedly woke up screaming in the early hours of this morning after having a recurring nightmare where he has to DJ live instead

A young man who has recently updated his LinkedIn profile by changing his profession to DJ is “living a pathetic delusional fantasy” according to close friends and family who admit they are

A study conducted by the Institute of Advanced Studies has conclusively proven that listen to commercial dance music, or EDM as it’s been named by Americans who don’t know any better, actually

The results of a study released by M.I.T. today into the phenomena known as “superstar DJs” has suggested that, rather than being some form of cosmic deity deserving of unflinching worship, they

A young hungover man who by his own admission “massively overdid it” throughout an action packed weekend of partying has been reduced to a weeping wreck while watching an advert on television.

A report published today by the Institute of Drugs Research has made the groundbreaking declaration that ordinary tap or even river water is “great for swallowing drugs”. The conclusion was made after

Electronic producer Darren Lambe is reportedly “devastated” after an unfortunate incident with his computer resulted in him accidentally deleting over a year’s worth of music. The full casualty list is thought to

A report from a local party happening right now claims that one of the lads is being “a little wimp” and taking his ecstasy in halves rather than “necking a full one