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An angry wedding DJ whose name was selected using the online DJ Name Generator tool has opened legal proceedings against the company after he was unhappy with the DJ name randomly chosen

An Englishman who has been happily wanking to Facebook ever since he discovered it in 2010 has admitted that he was ‘devastated’ after discovering that it was only ten years old earlier

A social media user was said to be “exhausted, confused and angry” after accidentally leaving a written comment on an article posted on her Newsfeed while enjoying a night out with friends

A young man with tattoos has been repeatedly caught trying to subtly redirect every conversation he is involved in back to talking about tattoos and the “complex and interesting” meanings behind his

An up and coming tech-house DJ has spectacularly missed his own set after spending 3 hours trying to decide on which side of his head he’d part his hair. “I’m gutted,” claimed

It has been reported by Reuters today that a young man, Tommy Wadds, aged 19, has died of boredom at a trance festival he attended with friends. The incident occurred last night

A young clubber has tragically lost his life after “overdosing on his own smugness” which medical experts believe to have arisen due to the man’s presence on a nightclub’s guest list. Nineteen

London based tech house DJ, Robert Jonathan Swift, made his international debut last week when he was invited to play club Trouw in Amsterdam. “It was a huge gig for me at

A recent upsurge in the number of DJs prancing unnecessarily behind the decks has been greeted with enthusiasm by morons in the EDM community. The attention seeking behaviour, which when used sparingly

A young man on a first date has revealed that he is waiting for the right moment to regale his date with a tragic story from his past in the hope that