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It has been confirmed that the Balearic island of Ibiza is going to be renamed Ushuaïa following the purchase of the naming rights made by the infamous Matutes Hotel Group. The company

A man who found a sheet of Plywood and some corrugated iron in an abandoned building site in Ibiza is set to open the island’s newest beach hotel this summer. Englishman Peter

No thrills airline Ryanair have announced that they will now be offering free STI tests on the homeward bound journey of return flights to Ibiza. Tests will be carried out by cabin

The transcendental theory of Spacetime has reportedly claimed that Ibiza’s not what it used to be mere nanoseconds after the big bang occurred, according to multiverse sources. Speaking from a realm both

Breaking news from Ibiza today indicates that the superclub Space is set to be transformed into a Nandos in time for the beginning of the 2017 season. Space, as we know it,

Ibiza’s local government have politely asked clubbing tourists to “just go away” after new legislation was put in place which will force all clubs to shut their doors by 6:30am. The new

Ibiza’s local government have politely asked clubbing tourists to “just go away” after new legislation was put in place which will force all clubs to shut their doors by 6:30am. The new

The government has today issued a decree informing all workers returning from party-island Ibiza to put some fucking clothes on. After waves of returning workers landed across the UK and Ireland this

In scenes reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock’s, The Birds, a marauding gang of disgruntled Ibizan seagulls today shat on a potato chip and forced a tearful local ketamine dealer to eat it. The

The planned MTV spin-off series, Ibiza Shore, has been dramatically cancelled today after an open audition on the island was inundated with people who all dressed identically and fit the bill for